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Education / Schools, Kids, Lawsuit of the Day, Nude Dancing, Rudeness
Lawsuit of the Day: High School Wise Ass Claims He Got a Bum Rap
We adore quirky lawsuits brought by high school students against school administrators. There’s something about the high school setting that fosters oddball litigation. E.g., “Bong Hits 4 Jesus”; Gifties v. Tards. Here’s the latest such tale, from the AP: A high school senior acknowledges he went too far when he mooned a teacher. But he […] -
Books, Education / Schools, Hair, Law Professors, Law Schools, Movies, Nauseating Things, Non-Sequiturs, Nude Dancing, Rudeness
Non-Sequiturs: 03.16.07
* Strippers always have day jobs, so this is no small victory. [Des Moines Register] * Why the premium you pay for Fiji water (“untouched by man until you unscrew the cap”) is worth it. [Trentonian] * (Commercially successful) hipster writer gives it away for free, but will anyone want it? [Sivacracy.net] * But you […] - Sponsored
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Advertising, Fast Food, Intellectual Property, Mergers and Acquisitions, Music, Non-Sequiturs, Nude Dancing, Perverts, Religion
Non-Sequiturs: 02.20.07
* Filet-O-Fish creator never got a dime off his religion-inspired fish sandwich, yet remains grateful for all he did achieve. That is the spirit of Lent (which starts tomorrow!). [Cincinnati Enquirer] * No one disses Nike. [The Guardian] * Inventor of the Electric Slide says Teri Hatcher is doing it all wrong. [MSN Technology via […]
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Aaron Charney, Biglaw, Cheapness, Gay, Money, Nude Dancing, Plaintiffs Firms
Charney v. S&C: Some VERY Juicy Rumors
Yesterday we invited those of you with firsthand knowledge of Aaron Charney to share what you know with us — whether pro- or anti-Aaron. We received some absolutely intriguing responses. Neither of these comments is “firsthand firsthand,” so please file them under “rumor” rather than “news.” But they are both extremely interesting. Both are somewhat […] -
Advertising, Anna Nicole Smith, Celebrities, Cyberlaw, Intellectual Property, Non-Sequiturs, Nude Dancing, Sex Scandals, Technology
Non-Sequiturs: 02.06.07
* The only diet aid that couldn’t be accused of false advertising is heroin, so lay off Anna Nicole. What can I say, I always root for the underdog. [Yahoo! News] * You’d think he’d be immune to this kind of alleged ridicule, having had his name his entire life. Pecker, embrace it the way […] -
9th Circuit, Copyright, Music, Nude Dancing, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Supreme Court
Worried About Overeating at Lunch Today?
Here’s a good appetite suppressant: Ginsburg in the Nude?* As it turns out, the article has nothing to do with Ruth Bader Ginsburg sans robe. It’s about a copyright / misappropriation case, decided by the Ninth Circuit, that is now the subject of a certiorari petition before the Supreme Court. Usually cert petitions emanating from […] -
Bad Ideas, Biglaw, Crime, Nude Dancing, Scott Blauvelt, Sex
Naked Prosecutor Gets Off -- For Now
Remember Scott Blauvelt, the former Ohio prosecutor who was charged with public indecency, for allegedly walking around his office in the nude? Time for an update: Charges of public indecency were dropped [last week] against an ex-city prosecutor because of a paperwork problem. But officials said they would re-file the case against Scott Blauvelt, who […] -
Craigslist, Non-Sequiturs, Nude Dancing, Perverts, Sex, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns
Non-Sequiturs: 11.24.06
* And you thought your parents were embarrassing when you were a pre-teen. [Associated Press via Times Leader] * Now I know not to act upon those revenge fantasies I’ve had of playing the same prank on that female senior associate who yelled at me last week. [New York Daily News] * Also an anti-competition […] - Sponsored
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3rd Circuit, Breasts, Celebrities, FCC, Nude Dancing
Love Will Never Do Without Boobs
Video footage? Still photographs? We’d like to see the record on appeal in this case: Lawyers for CBS Corp. argued Monday that singer Janet Jackson’s breast-baring at the Super Bowl halftime show in 2004 was unintended, took place without the knowledge of the network, and should not be considered indecent. CBS is suing the Federal […] -
Biglaw, Crime, Fast Food, Feminism, Food, Interview Stories, Murder, Music, Non-Sequiturs, Nude Dancing, Racism, Supreme Court, Television
Non-Sequiturs: 11.13.06
* In law school, a burrito was not only a sandwich, but breakfast, lunch and dinner. And midnight snack. [AP via Yahoo! News] * When you have too much self-respect for a reunion tour, or another farewell tour is just not feasible, or you haven’t securitized your music catalog, then this may be your last […] -
Bad Ideas, Free Speech, Nude Dancing, Politics, Pornography, Sex
From a Distance: 'Cause Lap Dancing By Telekinesis Is Kinda Lame
It’s tough enough as it is to make a living as a strip club dancer. Do we really need to make it harder for them? In Tuesday’s elections, Seattle voters answered this question in the negative: [L]ap dances will remain legal in Seattle. With a no vote on Seattle Referendum 1, voters were firmly rejecting […] -
Aquagirl, Arnold & Porter, Biglaw, Exercise, Nude Dancing, Summer Associates, You Go Girl
An Update on Aquagirl: Things Are Going Swimmingly
Yesterday we told you the tale of Aquagirl — the Clearly Goatlips Cleary Gottlieb summer associate who stripped down to her underwear and dove into the Hudson River. At a summer associate event. At night. At Chelsea Piers. Seriously. In the comments, some of you updated us on Aquagirl’s fate. Now we’re happy to bring […] -
Announcements, Aquagirl, Biglaw, Blogging, Exercise, Nude Dancing, Summer Associates
Scuttlebutt Central: Legal Gossip Blogs
If you haven’t already done so, we recommend that you read this article (and not just ’cause we’re featured in it). It’s entitled Scuttlebutt Central, by Stephanie Francis Ward, and it’s from the November 2006 issue of the ABA Journal. The piece is a fun and interesting read; check it out for yourself. We’ll just […]
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Canada, Fashion, Fashion Victims Unit, Nude Dancing
Fashion Victims Unit: The Canadian Supreme Court
We’ve been on a bit of a Canada kick here at ATL. What can we say, those Canadians are teh funny. Check out this story (robe swish: Paul Horwitz of PrawfsBlawg): Some [Canadian] Supreme Court judges seek relief from work stress in the comfort of their families. Others love nothing more than to curl up […] -
Non-Sequiturs, Nude Dancing, Perverts, Television
Non-Sequiturs: 10.30.06
* The German court is right — long distance relationships are a bitch. [Reuters] * Blonde Justice shares her views of the new legal drama Shark. James Woods is pretty universally acknowledged as a horndog / lucky bastard, but despite his stellar Dirty Old Man credentials, how can we watch him in anything anymore without […] -
Breasts, Nude Dancing, Rank Stupidity
Stripper's Remorse: That Cat Is Way Out of the Bag
Look, if you’re going to be an exhibitionist, you need to OWN THAT S**T. No regrets; no looking back. And absolutely no lawsuits: Once again, second thoughts prove unavailing after modesty is cast to the winds: “A magazine that published a photograph of a woman baring her breasts at a pig roast for motorcycle enthusiasts […] -
Admin, Announcements, Biglaw, Breasts, Contests, Gerald Shargel, Hotties, Jon Stewart, Law School Deans, Money, Nauseating Things, Nude Dancing, Reader Polls, Stephen Breyer, Weddings, Week in Review
ATL Week in Review: October 15, 2006
* Our Law School Dean hotties contest is now underway. Vote on the women here, the men here, and the alternate male candidates here. * Do you know anyone who is currently clerking for Justice Alito? If so, we’d like to hear from you. * If you’re in law for the money, we recommend Korean […] -
Breasts, Free Speech, Nude Dancing
The First Amendment Is a Beautiful Thing
Conventional wisdom holds that civil rights and civil liberties “don’t poll well.” Court decisions vindicating them are often wildly unpopular with the public. We suspect, however, that this ruling by a Florida appeals court may be enthusiastically received: A woman who was arrested when she exposed her breasts, to protest laws that bar women from […] -
Attorney Misconduct, Bad Ideas, Nude Dancing, Orin Kerr, Scott Blauvelt
If We Ever Get Arrested, Our One Phone Call Will Be to Orin Kerr
We’ve blogged a fair amount about Scott Blauvelt, the Ohio prosecutor charged with public indecency for walking around his office in the nude. His lawyer, Michael Gmoser, seems to be laying the groundwork for an insanity defense. In a statement issued yesterday, Gmoser said that his client was seriously injured in a 2005 car accident, […] -
Attorney Misconduct, Bad Ideas, Nude Dancing, Scott Blauvelt
The Case of the Naked Prosecutor, and A Brief Note on Owning It
Earlier today — at 7:30 this morning, actually — we wrote about Scott Blauvelt, the Ohio prosecutor who faces criminal charges of public indecency “for walking around the Government Services Center after business hours without clothing.” Now we learn, via CNN, the explanation he’s offering for his conduct: Blauvelt’s lawyer, Michael Gmoser, said in a […]