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Fashion, Gender, Jeffrey Epstein, Lawsuit of the Day, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Perverts, Sex, Sex Scandals, Wall Street, Weirdness
Cordero v. Epstein: She's a Man, Man!
When we recently wrote about the case of Cordero v. Epstein, in which model Maximilia Cordero alleges that high-profile financier Jeffrey Epstein took advantage of her when she was underage, one of you wondered: “[H]ow many of [Cordero lawyer William] Unroch’s models do you think are really trannies?” One possible answer: at least one. Namely, […] -
Crime, Fashion, Jeffrey Epstein, Lawsuit of the Day, Money, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Perverts, Sex, Sex Scandals, Wall Street
Lawsuit of the Day: Cordero v. Epstein
Our colleagues over at DealBreaker have been extensively covering one heck of a lawsuit. It’s our Lawsuit of the Day, but it really ought to be our Lawsuit of the Week — it’s that good. The defendant is wealthy New York financier Jeffrey Epstein, who already stands accused, in Florida state court, of sex crimes […] - Sponsored
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Bad Ideas, Biglaw, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sex Scandals, Summer Associates
X-Summers: Loose Lips Sink Ships Offers
Can you wear white after Labor Day? Or drink a gin and tonic? Or tell a summer associate story? August is almost over, and our series of SA stories is winding to a close. If you have an anecdote to share, please review our submission guidelines, and then email us. 1. Superhero name: Loose Lips […]
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Education / Schools, Food, Gender, Non-Sequiturs, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Rudeness, Tax Law, Videos
Non-Sequiturs: 07.17.07
* We say: Ignorance is bliss. [Althouse] * The Genarlow Wilson case: let’s go to the videotape! Oh wait… [Concurring Opinions] * If you’re going to drop the d-word, at least spell it correctly. [PrawfsBlawg] * Every time an unlawful, creepy houseboat is sunsetted out of existence, a little piece of America dies. [Never Yet […] -
Michael Nifong, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sex, Sex Scandals, U.S. Attorneys Offices
Sex, Laws, and Videotape: Is David McDade The New Michael Nifong?
Billy Merck here, once again filling in for Lat while he squeezes out some more vacation before the summer gets away from us. We’ll be here today and Laurie Lin will be here tomorrow; Lat’s back next week. We start today with an update on a case from Georgia with which you’re all probably at […] -
China, Crime, Death Penalty, Deaths, Habeas Corpus, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Morning Docket, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sentencing Law
Morning Docket: 07.10.07
* Georgia Supreme Court expedites Genarlow Wilson hearing. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution] * Libby gets supervised release to wrap up his sentencing. [WSJ Law Blog] * Off with their food safety head. [BBC] * Georgia judge dies after beating received during robbery two weeks ago. [Fulton County Daily Report]
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Death Penalty, Deaths, Defamation, Habeas Corpus, Kids, Morning Docket, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sentencing Law, Sex, Sports, State Judges
Morning Docket: 06.13.07
* So what’s the solution here? Let another state’s appellate court hear the appeals? [AP via Kane County Chronicle via How Appealing] * Come on, you can get the man a bond hearing earlier than three weeks from now. They’re killing me with this; let him go, damnit! [Atlanta Journal-Constitution] * Mississippi sues State Farm […]
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Alberto Gonzales, Football, Habeas Corpus, Immigration, Morning Docket, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, SCOTUS, Sentencing Law, Sports, Supreme Court
Morning Docket: 06.12.07
* Really, Baker, you’re gonna appeal? Listen, let it go. Nobody wants this guy in jail. [New York Times via How Appealing] * Who will patrol the guardsmen? [New York Times] * Senate seven votes shy on expressing no confidence in Gonzales. [Jurist] * Rum and coke at a Bears game? [WSJ Law Blog] * […]
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Crime, Habeas Corpus, Monica Lewinsky, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sentencing Law, Sex
We Sure Hope It Was Worth Two Years in Prison
Defendant Genarlow Wilson, who served two years behind bars for having consensual oral sex with another teen, has been ordered released from prison. Wilson’s habeas corpus petition was granted, despite defense counsel being named “B.J. Bernstein.” (If former President Bill Clinton were asked if Monica’s ministrations were worth it — the impeachment, the ignominy, the […] -
Celebrities, Lunacy, Movies, Music, Non-Sequiturs, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Police, Pornography, Violence
Non-Sequiturs: 05.23.07
* When the backdrops for crazy shootings tend to be God-forsaken backwaters (or suburbs), it’s reassuring to know that New York City is still home to plenty of wackjobs. [Gawker; Village Voice; Braunstein recap here] * I love it when a guy makes good on the “You can’t make me!” threat. [QuizLaw; The Smoking Gun] […] -
Elizabeth Halverson, Fat People, Judge of the Day, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sexual Harassment, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns, Vicious Infighting
Judges of the Day: Elizabeth Halverson and Fred Axley
State court judges are like bratty kids, or pets that aren’t housebroken. You can’t take them anywhere. Because they’ve probably already been banned from where you were planning to take them. Even if the place in question is the courthouse. Consider the Honorable Elizabeth Halverson (at right). From the Las Vegas Review-Journal: The District Court […] -
Books, Gay, Kids, Lawsuit of the Day, Lesbians, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Sex, Tort Reform
Lawsuit of the Day Last Week: Lesbians and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
We realize this news broke last week. But we were on vacation — and it’s just too good to omit from these pages. From Metro.co.uk: A father in Arkansas is looking for $20,000 in compensation for his teenage sons, after they found a book in a public library called The Whole Lesbian Sex Book. According […] -
Alberto Gonzales, Department of Justice, Media and Journalism, Monica Goodling, Monica Lewinsky, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Orin Kerr, U.S. Attorneys Offices
Do You Know Monica Goodling?
If so, we’d love to hear from you — please email us (subject line: “Monica Goodling”). Now that Goodling, who served as the Justice Department’s White House liaison (she’s currently on leave), has announced her intention to invoke the Fifth Amendment privilege, the public is hungry for more details about this mystery woman of the […]
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Bill Clinton, Fabulosity, Hillary Clinton, Money, Monica Lewinsky, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Politics
An Alternative Career Path for Top Law School Graduates
Forget about Biglaw, kids. If you want to make some serious dough, there are better ways. And we’re not talking about i-banking, hedge funds, and venture capital. If you want to make not just hundreds of thousands, but many millions, follow this easy, five-point plan: 1. Become governor of a small Southern state. 2. Become […] -
Anna Nicole Smith, Antitrust, Crime, Media and Journalism, Morning Docket, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Parties
Morning Docket: 02.20.07
* Are we really gonna let this guy spend 10 years in jail for a BJ? [New York Times via How Appealing] * Bizarre Anna Nicole Smith saga continues to be so. [CNN] * Portland lottery winners fight for their right to party. [CNN] * XM gets Sirius about making profits; will the merger be […]
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Bill Clinton, Brett Kavanaugh, Hotties, Jury Duty, Kenneth Starr, Monica Lewinsky, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Politics, Sex, Sex Scandals
Congratulations to Ms. Monica Lewinsky!
America’s SweeTart just graduated from the London School of Economics with an M.S. in Social Psychology. Interestingly enough, her LSE master’s thesis was law-oriented: an examination of the effect of pretrial publicity on jury selection. (Monica: Please don’t treat that rolled-up diploma like a cigar. Thank you.) Lewinsky graduates from London School of Economics [Reuters […]