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Gucci 'sacks' in-house lawyer, Jonathan Moss

Gucci wants g’s for the use of its big G. Gucci sued Guess Inc. in 2009 for trademark infringement, for allegedly selling knock-offs of its designs and for using the interlocking “GG” pattern.

Guess may be the company making knock-offs, but Gucci’s the company with fake lawyers. Gucci recently fired in-house lawyer Jonathan Moss because he had been working for the company since 2002 with a lapsed license. Gucci revealed this on Friday in a motion requesting that his inactive status not invalidate attorney-client privilege.

From Women’s Wear Daily:

According to court documents filed Friday, Gucci America Inc. terminated Jonathan Moss on March 1. Gucci said it discovered in January that Moss’ status with the California bar had been inactive for the whole of his seven-year run as legal counsel with the firm. Guess has sought access to Moss’ communications regarding a trademark infringement lawsuit Gucci brought against it in U.S. District Court in Manhattan last year. Gucci’s disclosure came in a memo backing a motion that the attorney-client privilege should still apply to his involvement in the case.

So why did Moss let his license lapse? Apparently, he wasn’t making enough money in-house to keep his status active…

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* So how did Judge of the Day Shirley Strickland Saffold get outed anyway? Well, it started with some hurtful anonymous comments. [On the Media]

* Wait a minute, you’re saying that playing football could cause head injuries that lead to dementia? But the game looks so peaceful. Why weren’t we informed of this? [WSJ Law Blog]

* Why would you pay extra money in rent for a man to hold the door open and spy on you every time you enter or exit your building? [True/Slant]

* Virginia declares April to be “Confederate History Month.” That’s a great thing. It’s about time Virginians learned that they actually lost the Civil War. [Huffington Post]

* Let’s say you aced the job interview. What’s the best way to follow up? [Law.com]

* The Brennan Center for Justice has a very good legal book review website going. Hey, it’s not like the Times Book Review has the space to give these books the coverage they deserve. [Brennan Center for Justice: Just Books]

* Lat, Elie, and Kash want to drink with you. Don’t forget to sign up for our summer kick-off party. [Above the Law]

We're victims... of this firm's advertising

Personal injury law firms do not tend to have the classiest advertising campaigns. But Greenstein & Milbauer has taken the art of terrible law firm advertising to new heights. Or new lows.

The firm has an official rap (sample lyrics: “have a neck broke from an accident you didn’t provoke?”) and its mascot is a squirrel that looks mildly mentally impaired.

In its commercial, the firm’s squirrel channels Geico’s Gecko, with a little Speedy Gonzalez-style ethnic diversity thrown in…

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Earlier this year, the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission sued Kelley Drye & Warren for stripping aging partners of equity in the firm.

Here at ATL, we have mixed feelings about the elderly. In an ATL debate over mandatory retirement policies at law firms, Elie endorsed kicking old partners to the curb, while I objected to age discrimination policies. The EEOC also sees age bias in mandatory retirement.

Five years ago, Sidley Austin paid $27.5 million to settle a EEOC complaint on behalf of 32 de-equitized partners. But it looks like Kelley Drye will resist settling, and is not afraid to rough up the ‘decrepit’ New York partner, Eugene D’Ablemont, who wants to keep raking in the big bucks…

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This morning, a friend texted me, “You should do a post on D.C. destroying net neutrality.” In my best Arnold Drummond text/voice, I responded “What the f*** are you talking about, [Friend]?” See, in my world, the courts are here to help us — not to come into my home and place of business like the Visigoths hell bent on destroying the civilized world just because they can.

But my friend was right. For reasons passing understanding, the D.C. Circuit decided that today was a good day to try to ruin the internet. The New York Times reports:

A federal appeals court has ruled that the Federal Communications Commission lacks the authority to require broadband providers to give equal treatment to all Internet traffic flowing over their networks.

Tuesday’s ruling by the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia is a big victory for the Comcast Corporation, the nation’s largest cable company. It had challenged the F.C.C.’s authority to impose so called “net neutrality” obligations.

To paraphrase Morpheus: “SCOTUS, if you’re out there, we could sure use some help right now.”

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During the recession, Mintz Levin froze associate salaries and deferred 2009 summer associates all the way until 2012. Not good times.

But the recession is starting to lift its death grip on law firms and the lawyers who work there, and Mintz Levin is in the mood to share the wealth. We spoke with Mintz Levin Managing Partner Robert Bodian today. He told us that the firm enjoyed a strong fiscal year — which ended this past Saturday:

Revenue and profits per partner were up around 3% [last year].

He said that work was picking up and the second half of last year was good for the firm.

Which means it’s time to give some money back to the hard working Mintz Levin associates…

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On Friday, we told you that NALP released its updated forms on firm offer rates. There is a wealth of information in the NALP data, and an Above the Law reader teased out the summer offer rate information:

I’m sure you’ve noticed, some firms only give NALP multi-office reports, some give multi-office reports in conjunction with their regular single-office reports, and others don’t use it at all, in addition to the domestic/international differences on some firms… Which is all to say that I might have inadvertently double-counted interns and offers at some firms without knowing about it, and the data may not always be parallel between different firms. However, the information from each firm is at least real and, I hope, comprehensive.

The reader compiled offer rate information for the top 50 firms according to Vault. You can really see an offer rate drop off in the bottom half of the Vault 50…

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We’ve still got space for the Summer Associate Kick-Off Party hosted by Practical Law Company. The event is next week, April 13th, from 6:30 p.m. to 10 p.m. at Amity Hall, (80 West 3rd Street). I’m excited because, among other reasons, the party will fulfill my pledge to go to the West Village at least once every summer. I still like to feel cool sometimes.

We’ll be holding a panel discussion about the Do’s & Don’ts Of Being A Summer Associate. You can RSVP for the event by simply emailing us at rsvp@breakingmedia.com.

We’ve already received a fair number of sign-ups from people who will be working in New York this summer. But we wanted to remind you that the event will not be all about the New York market. If you are a Columbia, NYU, Fordham, or other tri-state area law student who will be summering out of state, you guys should stop by as well. We’re also inviting 3Ls that will be first years soon – heck, even junior associates are invited – you’ll all learn something too.

You students deserve some free food and drinks before grueling finals period anyway. Lord knows you juniors deserve some booze too.

Shoot us an email, hope to see you there.

Erlyndon Joseph Lo, 27, graduated from Southern Methodist University Dedman School of Law in 2007. Lo is a devout Catholic and has been using his knowledge of the law to fight abortion.

We must add that his knowledge of the law appears to be shaky.

In March, he sued the U.S. Supreme Court, asking the justices to render abortion illegal. He also asked for $999 trillion in damages and $1,000/hour for attorney’s fees. According to his website:

The “CAUSE STYLE:” is ERLYNDON J. LO V. ROBERTS, ET AL. (This is a class action lawsuit, with me versus the 9 members of the Supreme Court.) This cause of action (lawsuit) will take place in the “UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT EASTERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS”. Ultimately, I will win this case without any doubt.

While that case is pending, Lo decided to take another legal action on Friday: seeking a restraining order against police as he planned to use “deadly force” against an abortion clinic that afternoon…

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* Virtual offices unethical? [New Jersey Law Journal via ABA Journal]

* Lil Wayne has a lil’ prison blog. [Gothamist]

* Goodwin Liu bares it all. [Confirm Goodwin]

* Former Judge of the Day Shirley Strickland Saffold refuses to step down in Ohio serial killer case. [Associated Press]

* New York personal injury attorney Marc Bernstein admits to stealing $2.2 million from his clients’ settlement money. [Business Week]

* Dennis Hopper: dying and divorcing. [BBC News]

* Duke Law students have an excuse to be douchey today. [ESPN]

Steven Donzinger has been working on behalf of Ecuadorian natives for seventeen years, representing them in a lawsuit against Chevron alleging the oil company has destroyed their rainforest. It’s a much-covered case, and Harvard Law grad Donzinger has usually been cast as the hero fighting the big bad oil company.

But it looks like Donzinger’s legal team may have done something a little dastardly.

From the Wall Street Journal:

In 2004, the plaintiffs hired Mr. Calmbacher, a Georgia-based biologist and environmental scientist, to help oversee soil and water tests in Ecuador.

Reports signed by Mr. Calmbacher, which were submitted to an Ecuadorean court in 2005, showed high levels of toxins at two sites and estimated the contamination would cost more than $40 million to clean up at these sites alone.

Gibson Dunn lawyers representing Chevron Corp. discovered a typo in those reports: the spelling of Charles Calmbacher’s name. When Gibson lawyer Andrea Neuman (who looks a little like Kristin Davis with short hair) deposed him, she discovered the toxin reports were a bit polluted…

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* Here’s yet another ridiculous aspect of the U.S. News law school rankings. How do you differentiate between 200 schools on a scale of 1 through 5? [Concurring Opinions]

* When offshore lawyers are trying to convince managing partners to send your work overseas, here’s what they say. [TechnoLawyer]

* Texas: the prison rape capitol of the country. Maybe they execute so many people because the prisoners themselves beg for death? [Houston Chronicle]

* Some people still aren’t over Eric Turkewitz’s April Fool’s joke. The people with their panties in bunch strike me as: A) The kind of people who find their houses covered in toilet paper on Halloween, B) the kind of people who wonder why theirs was the only house on the block TP’d, C) the kind of people who mercilessly hunt down the children and prosecute them for vandalism. [New York Personal Injury Law Blog]

* Speaking of April Fool’s fallout, the Harvard Record unleashed a doozy. [ABA Journal]

* Lawyers who could ball. [Bitter Lawyer]

* It’s been 300 years since the birth of copyright law as we know it. Surely, it won’t be long now before the internet kills copyright law as we know it and ushers in a new “Statute of Google” age.
[Statements of Interest via Blawg Review]

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