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9th Circuit, Celebrities, Television

The Ninth Circuit Hearts John Oliver

John Oliver gets cited in an appellate decision.

37 Comments / / Aug 27, 2015 at 10:27 AM
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    Biglaw, Job Searches, Small Law Firms, Summer Associates

    Beyond Biglaw: Interviewing For A Summer Associate Position

    Former Biglaw partner Gaston Kroub offers advice for securing a summer associate position.

    18 Comments / / Aug 25, 2015 at 9:54 AM
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    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 08.25.15

    Terrence Howard (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty)

    Terrence Howard (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty)

    * Baker & McKenzie was dethroned by DLA Piper as the the Biglaw king of gross revenue. The firm is blaming its poor performance — a 4.3 percent drop — on “currency fluctuations.” Better luck on snatching back glory next year. [Am Law Daily; Big Law Business / Bloomberg]

    * It’s hard out here for a pimp with an allegedly small peen: Terrence Howard’s divorce settlement was overturned by a judge after evidence was brought forward to suggest the actor was coerced into signing it. Apparently his ex was blackmailing him over the size of his manhood. [ABC News]

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    * Baker & McKenzie was dethroned by DLA Piper as the the Biglaw king of gross revenue. The firm is blaming its poor performance -- a 4.3 percent drop -- on "currency fluctuations." Better luck on snatching back glory next year. [Am Law Daily; Big Law Business / Bloomberg]

    * It's hard out here for a pimp with an allegedly small peen: Terrence Howard's divorce settlement was overturned by a judge after evidence was brought forward to suggest the actor was coerced into signing it. Apparently his ex was blackmailing him over the size of his manhood. [ABC News]

    * There's a new sheriff judge in town, and he's cleaning up the Ferguson, Missouri, courts. His first order of business was to wipe out all arrest warrants issued before December 31, 2014, in the wake of the Michael Brown police shooting last August. [Reuters]

    * Dean Philip Weiser of Colorado Law has announced that he'll be stepping down from his position in July 2016. He'll be remembered for keeping costs low and putting asses in seats during a time when it was difficult to do both concurrently. [Denver Business Journal]

    * “On one level I give them kudos for playing hide the ball." Gibson Dunn is fighting a subpoena issued by defense attorneys for computer metadata related to its Bridgegate report that cleared New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie of all wrongdoing. [Bergen Record]

    36 Comments / / Aug 25, 2015 at 9:00 AM
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    Job Searches, Law Schools, Pranks

    Which T14 Law School Officially Has The Best Sense Of Humor?

    Instead of stressing out about on-campus interviews, folks at one law school are upping their prank game.

    14 Comments / / Aug 24, 2015 at 5:45 PM
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    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 08.24.15

    (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

    (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

    * I get that litigation is expensive, but I promise, Tom Brady doesn’t need donations for his Deflategate legal bills. Especially not when they’re solicited in an obituary. [Deadspin]

    * Protip: Don’t ask a female attorney if she is going through menopause, unless you like sanctions. [Lawyers for the Profession]

    * Great time waster: what’s the weirdest law in your home state? [Yahoo!]

    * Lat reviews Allegiance (affiliate link), a novel by Kermit Roosevelt featuring a Supreme Court clerk. [Wall Street Journal]

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    * I get that litigation is expensive, but I promise, Tom Brady doesn't need donations for his Deflategate legal bills. Especially not when they're solicited in an obituary. [Deadspin]

    * Protip: Don't ask a female attorney if she is going through menopause, unless you like sanctions. [Lawyers for the Profession]

    * Great time waster: what's the weirdest law in your home state? [Yahoo!]

    * Lat reviews Allegiance (affiliate link), a novel by Kermit Roosevelt featuring a Supreme Court clerk. [Wall Street Journal]

    * An all too realistic look at what it is like to be a lawyer -- substance abuse, terrible workload, self-loathing and all. [Vice]

    * A case study of estate planning as played out in the life of fashion icon Helen Gurley Brown. [New York Times]

    * Heads up to Missouri lawmakers -- you don't end sexual harassment by telling interns to dress "modest." [Think Progress]

    28 Comments / / Aug 24, 2015 at 5:23 PM
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    Law Reviews

    Law Students: Welcome Back! Have You Seen This Yet?

    Above the Law Review, Law Reviews, Law Schools

    2 Comments / / Aug 24, 2015 at 4:48 PM
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    In-House Counsel, Litigators

    The Recurring Error: From First-Year Law Student Through Retirement

    Two important pieces of advice about legal writing, from in-house columnist Mark Herrmann.

    24 Comments / / Aug 24, 2015 at 9:53 AM
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    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 08.24.15

    Ashley Madison* It looks like the other slutty shoe has officially dropped. Two law firms have filed a $578 million class-action lawsuit against adultery dating site Ashley Madison for breaching their clients’ privacy rights. Impact Team must be thrilled. [TIME]

    * Gov. Chris Christie says that if he’s elected president, he won’t nominate anyone with a Harvard Law or Yale Law degree to SCOTUS. Non-Ivy law schools better start priming and primping their most successful grads on the off chance Christie gets the nod. [CBS News]

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    * It looks like the other slutty shoe has officially dropped. Two law firms have filed a $578 million class-action lawsuit against adultery dating site Ashley Madison for breaching their clients' privacy rights. Impact Team must be thrilled. [TIME]

    * Gov. Chris Christie says that if he's elected president, he won't nominate anyone with a Harvard Law or Yale Law degree to SCOTUS. Non-Ivy law schools better start priming and primping their most successful grads on the off chance Christie gets the nod. [CBS News]

    * Case Western Law decided that two heads are better than one, because Jessica Berg and Michael Scharf were just permanently appointed to serve as co-deans. We can't think of any other law school with a dynamic duo of deans like this. [Crain's Cleveland Business]

    * In Biglaw, romantic wranglings can follow you beyond the grave: Thomas Hale Boggs Jr.'s estate is doing battle with a woman who claims she had a relationship with the former head of Patton Boggs -- and now she wants some of his property. [National Law Journal]

    * He may be "used to playing on a different court," but Michael Jordan really took it to the hole on this case. Defunct grocery store Dominick's Finer Foods must now pay the sports star $8.9 million for using his name in a steak ad without his permission. [NBC News]

    80 Comments / / Aug 24, 2015 at 8:58 AM
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    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 08.21.15

    shot out school bus* Tough legal questions that need to be answered: What to do when you inherit a school bus full of guns? [Adequate Man]

    * Do you know when to quit Biglaw? If you’re miserable, when should you start the search for your next career? [Corporette]

    * When it is Justice v. Football on college campuses, justice usually loses — a look at Baylor’s investigation of Sam Ukwuachu. [Deadspin]

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    * Tough legal questions that need to be answered: What to do when you inherit a school bus full of guns? [Adequate Man]

    * Do you know when to quit Biglaw? If you're miserable, when should you start the search for your next career? [Corporette]

    * When it is Justice v. Football on college campuses, justice usually loses -- a look at Baylor's investigation of Sam Ukwuachu. [Deadspin]

    * Finally, a job that makes Biglaw look appealing. [Careerist]

    * A Biglaw firm doing parental leave right. [Talentkeepers]

    * What is real? Can it be the essence of a character distilled? [What About Paris]

    * Toddlers' favorite lawyer makes a late night appearance [YouTube]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAPCz6_8nuE

    56 Comments / / Aug 21, 2015 at 4:57 PM