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Why Are D.C. Lawyers Such Frigging Babies?

Are these Biglaw attorneys a bunch of big wimps? Or are they clever and creative lawyers? Read more »
31 Comments / / May 21, 2015 at 3:03 PM
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    Technology

    Senate Fight Is On Over NSA Surveillance Reform

    But there's a fight being set up here. A whole bunch of Senators have said that they won't, under any circumstances vote for any renewal bill, short or long.

    3 Comments / / May 15, 2015 at 9:52 AM
  • Lance Armstrong in happier days. Will he be this victorious in litigation disputes? (Photo by Robert Laberge/Getty Images)

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket 05.15.15

    Lance Armstrong in happier days. Will he be this victorious in litigation disputes? (Photo by Robert Laberge/Getty Images)

    Lance Armstrong in happier days. Will he be this victorious in litigation disputes? (Photo by Robert Laberge/Getty Images)

    * Lance Armstrong is feuding, again, with former teammate Floyd Landis — this time over discovery [National Law Journal]

    * Remember July 2014 when we all learned that ExamSoft — the bar examination software — totally crapped out on test takers? Yeah, they just reached a $2.1 million settlement.  #NeverForgetBarghazi [Law360]

    * Rejoice haters of measles and other preventable diseases! California is moving to end “personal belief exemptions” for mandatory vaccines. [NPR]

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    * Lance Armstrong is feuding, again, with former teammate Floyd Landis -- this time over discovery [National Law Journal]

    * Remember July 2014 when we all learned that ExamSoft -- the bar examination software -- totally crapped out on test takers? Yeah, they just reached a $2.1 million settlement.  #NeverForgetBarghazi [Law360]

    * Rejoice haters of measles and other preventable diseases! California is moving to end "personal belief exemptions" for mandatory vaccines. [NPR]

    * In oral arguments for an appeal of the conviction of Jesse Litvak, a bond trader convicted of securities fraud involving government bailout funds, the Second Circuit was skeptical over the fairness of the trial. [New York Law Journal]

    * The FDA finally arrives in the year 2015; plans to ease restrictions on gay blood donors. [Jurist]

    *  Senate Judiciary Committee recommends prosecutor Robert Capers the next U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of New York, filling Attorney General Loretta Lynch's vacancy. [Wall Street Journal]

    * An analysis of who the winners will be under Google's new plan to buy up patents before the trolls. [JD Supra]

    30 Comments / / May 15, 2015 at 8:54 AM
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    Contempt

    Anatomy Of A Contempt — Just Keep Telling The Judge To F**k Himself

    Defendants can get a little salty after sentencing. This one got slapped with an extra 5 years in the slammer for his outbursts.

    19 Comments / / May 14, 2015 at 5:28 PM
  • "I told them not to fill the balls with Helium!" (Photo by Keith Allison via Flickr)

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 05.14.15

    "I told them not to fill the balls with Helium!" (Photo by Keith Allison via Flickr)

    “I told them not to fill the balls with Helium!” (Photo by Keith Allison via Flickr)

    * The NFLPA is appealing the 4-game suspension Tom Brady received in the wake of the Wells Report. It’s more probable than not that he’ll lose. [CNN]

    * Lawyer tackles his own client trying to flee the courtroom. Great, now litigators have to start worrying about the long-term effect of concussions. [Legal Cheek]

    * New rankings are out and Thomas M. Cooley Law School (or WMU or whatever) is NUMBER 1! Seriously. For real. Find out why… [Georgetown Law via TaxProf Blog]

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    * The NFLPA is appealing the 4-game suspension Tom Brady received in the wake of the Wells Report. It's more probable than not that he'll lose. [CNN]

    * Lawyer tackles his own client trying to flee the courtroom. Great, now litigators have to start worrying about the long-term effect of concussions. [Legal Cheek]

    * New rankings are out and Thomas M. Cooley Law School (or WMU or whatever) is NUMBER 1! Seriously. For real. Find out why... [Georgetown Law via TaxProf Blog]

    * The Wright Brothers: The Original Patent Trolls. [Concurring Opinions]

    * Are you into spy thrillers? What about lengthy treatises on standing? Well, then you're in luck. [Dorf on Law]

    * A Washington prosecutorial office rocked by misconduct allegations. Ho hum, prosecutors break the rules. But the source -- a whistleblowing veteran prosecutor -- is a new twist. [The Open File]

    * The jury is deliberating on Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's fate in the Boston bombing trial [Law and More]

    * The final two items both focus on agricultural regulations. First, a look back at the life of Roscoe Filburn, the wheat farmer at the center of Wickard v. Filburn. Now I'll never not see Homer Simpson when I think of that case. [Lawyers, Guns & Money]

    * Second, if you aren't following the raisins takings case, basically the government takes a share of the annual raisin crop for its own use... without compensating the growers. Put aside the constitutionality, that's startlingly inefficient when the government encourages farmers to shift away from a crop the government needs. Here's a video about the farmers at the center of the case. [YouTube]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFbzLPJtYPE

    3 Comments / / May 14, 2015 at 5:18 PM