Above the Law

* Peloton has been hit with a patent infringement lawsuit by a competitor. It's not like they "reinvented the wheel" or anything... They must be "cycling" through legal fees... (I can go all day!) [Business Insider]

* A federal judge has overruled the rejection of New York residents from programs run by the Department of Homeland Security that make it easier to process through airport security. [Minnesota Lawyer]

* A law firm, which bought a practice from a retired lawyer who then passed away, has been approved to use the deceased lawyer's name on its letterhead. Sounds a little like Weekend at Bernie's... [Bloomberg Law]

* A U.S. Attorney in New York has announced that he will be stepping up efforts to clamp down on violent crime in New York City because crime rates in the Big Apple have increased due to the COVID-19 pandemic. [Daily News]

* A couple has been charged for allegedly attacking a teenage worker at Sesame Place for enforcing a mask policy. People need to stop acting like Oscar the Grouch... [Philadelphia Inquirer]

The "Downward Trend" At Hughes Hubbard: And that was before COVID hit.

Rudy Giuliani Is The Worst: At technology and being a non-racist person.

Bye-Bye Austerity Measures: At Fox Rothschild.

What Do Amy Coney Barrett's Confirmation Hearing And The Bar Exam Have In Common: Besides both being superspreader events...

Everyone Is In The Wrong Here: And a judge is (probably) drunk on cheap beer.