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pircher nichols meeks logo.jpgNow that Citigroup decided that the recession was over, hopefully this layoff news will start to dissipate. But we wanted to catch up on some layoff news that happened yesterday that we weren’t able to get to. Pircher Nichols & Meeks had its second round of layoffs, and the numbers were surprisingly similar to the first round of cuts.

Leo Pircher explained the news to Above the Law:

The Firm laid off eight attorneys, five in Los Angeles and three in Chicago. Two of the attorneys were first years.

In early December, Pircher Nichols also laid off attorneys, eight attorneys to be exact. Those cuts included one first year.

First years aren’t safe at large law firms, and they’ll find no quarter at mid-sized law firms either.

Read the full statement after the jump.

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pircher nichols meeks logo.jpgOn Friday we reported that Epstein Becker & Green might have set the bonus market for regional firms to zero. While associates at firms outside the AmLaw 100 have every reason to worry about receiving any bonus at all, it’s worth remembering that the terrible economic conditions are still causing layoffs.

We received word that 8 associates were let go from Pircher, Nichols & Meeks. The firm confirmed the move today:

The Firm laid off a total of 8 of its 75 attorneys, seven in Los Angeles and one in Chicago. One of those laid off was a first year. Four staff members were also laid off. The Firm’s practice is concentrated in commercial real estate. Work in this area has declined in the last 6 months and our clients have told us that it is not likely to pick up substantially in 2009. We therefore reluctantly decided that we must reduce the number of our people to match the amount of business we see going forward. We do not anticipate further layoffs. The persons laid off are all fine and competent people and we intend to help them find new positions.

Leo Pircher

Letting go of 8 people in a firm of 75 is a deep cut. But there certainly isn’t enough commercial real estate work to go around.

It was nice for Mr. Pircher to say that his former employees were fine people, and I’m sure that those former associates will appreciate any help the firm can offer.

The options for lawyers at mid-sized firms keep getting worse. Behind Door #1: $0 Bonus. Behind Door #2: Layoffs. Behind Door #3: Falling on your knees and praying that you didn’t inadvertently choose Door #1 or Door #2.

Earlier: Associate Bonus Watch: Epstein Becker & Green Sets Bonuses to Zero