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Posted by ArtemisTheSassyOne in "Sidley Austin's Plans for 2010 Law School Grads
(Plus another testimonial about Brian Schroeder.)" Monday, November 2, 2009 7:55 PM

Hit me with your best shot you stupid bitch.

Posted by ArtemisTheSassyOne in "Further Deferrals at Winston & Strawn
(Plus other goings-on at the firm.)" Tuesday, November 3, 2009 10:55 AM

Time to blast my nips!

Posted by ArtemisTheSassyOne in "Graduate from 'Tier 1' Law School Decides Education is Worth $0" Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:30 PM

These guys are playing hard to get. I'm gonna take off my bra, blast 'em my nips.

Posted by ArtemisTheSassyOne in "Morning Docket 11.05.09" Thursday, November 5, 2009 9:20 AM

The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore.

Posted by ArtemisTheSassyOne in "Bar Results Open Thread: Everybody Still Have a Job?" Monday, November 9, 2009 3:31 PM

I still got a job. Blast my nips!

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