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Posted by Auduboner in "Girl-on-Girl Sexual Harassment at Delaware Law Firm" Friday, September 25, 2009 12:22 AM

1. Meredith looks Dirty Hot. I would work under her, any time, any where.

2. Plaintiff looks sexy too, especially for being 35! No wonder Meredith had the hots for her...

3. There's a sex toy store in Concordville?!? How do I not know about this?

4. The complaint appears to be written by an eighth grader - except that an eighth grader knows how to use spellcheck, whereas plaintiff's counsel does not.

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Posted by Auduboner in "Girl-on-Girl Sexual Harassment at Delaware Law Firm" Friday, September 25, 2009 12:41 AM

On the other hand, perhaps Meredith should start following her own advice about accepting responsibility, and getting help for a problem...

http://media.www.muhlenbergweekly.com/media/storage/paper300/news/2003/10/16/Oped/Suspended.Students.Are.Lucky-530424.shtml

(Her maiden name is Frimpter.)

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Posted by Auduboner in "Ballard Spahr Does Body Shots " Tuesday, September 29, 2009 1:32 AM

116 - Win.

CoxSmith - is that like a Coxman?

The entire Coxwebsite demands a Caption Contest!!!

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Posted by Auduboner in "Ballard Spahr Does Body Shots " Tuesday, September 29, 2009 11:15 AM

Thanks to whoever posted that Norway firm! Wow! Never seen that many hot female lawyers - anywhere, much less in one firm.

Hottest: Siri, and Wenche (yes, Wench!)

Personal Favorite: Marian Bang (for obvious reasons)

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Posted by Auduboner in "Judge of the Day: Kevin P. Moriarty" Wednesday, September 30, 2009 12:21 AM

I believe the proper remedy for this injustice is a dual testectomy, with the products of said procedure being encased in Lucite for display upon said Plaintiff's desk for so long as she deems appropriate.

Scumbag Kansan. Or is that a redundancy?

That Judicial Commission shoould suffer the same penalty. Also Scumbag Kansans.

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Posted by Auduboner in "Judge of the Day: Kevin P. Moriarty" Wednesday, September 30, 2009 12:24 AM

15 = Scumbag Kansan Judge

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Posted by Auduboner in "Closing the Door Loop On Cristina Warthen" Wednesday, September 30, 2009 1:52 AM

OOH - she can't Advertise! And she has to stay Home! Ouch! Hell, all she has to do at this point is keep her listing in the phonebook... and the Clients will continue to beat a path to her door. Apparently Hizzoner is pretending not to know about "in-call" services... cuz, like, you just KNOW he's never come across that sort of thing in his clean life, right?

I wonder kind of payback he expects for handing up a non-sentence? It's gotta be worth a CBJ or two, right, Christine?

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Posted by Auduboner in "Closing the Door Loop On Cristina Warthen" Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:14 AM

I was wrong. She doesn't even need a phonebook listing...

Just Friend her:

http://www.facebook.com/cristina.warthen?ref=search&sid=1237455202.2141476705..1

Hizzoner apparent;y has not heard of social websites, either, right? Right?

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Posted by Auduboner in "Students Filed Complaints Against Professor Fitzgibbon Long Before His Anti-Gay Marriage Commercial" Saturday, October 3, 2009 12:16 AM

Elie, you seem to have a lot of latent gay-panicky momma's boys among your readership, castigating you for expressing what they are too afraid to admit to themselves.

I hope you're proud of yourself, young man!!!

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Posted by Auduboner in "The Ninth Circuit Curse Never Sleeps" Monday, October 5, 2009 12:58 AM

11 = Win

21 - fails to understand to lighthearted sarcasm inherent in the OP. Humorless liberals are as sad as humorless ReDumbicans...

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Posted by Auduboner in "Lawyer of the Day Stephanie Birkitt: An Update on the Ex-Letterman Lover" Thursday, October 8, 2009 1:18 AM

Uh, David? Go fuck yourself please. "She must be going through an incredibly stressful period right now." And you are doing your very best to make sure it gets worse, right? And your source is Rupert Murdick's Post? Nice journalism, that.

What a small, small, sad, gay man you are... and I mean that in the very nicest way! :)

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Posted by Auduboner in "Another Law Student in Playboy's Pages" Sunday, October 11, 2009 2:44 AM

Face is nothing special, tits need re-work, but I loves me that Brazilian she's sporting! Lick-o-licious...

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Posted by Auduboner in "Lawsuit of the Day: Sex, Drugs, and 3000 Billable Hours" Friday, November 6, 2009 10:59 PM

32: "Diminutive sized?" Poorly put - "sized" is superfluous. Didn't they teach you to write properly at that second-rate firm? But then again, I guess "superfluous" applies to just about everything you say...

As to the main topic... So plaintiff worked for a partner who was an arrogant, self-centered, insecure sociopath? Sounds like a foreseeable circumstance to me... I'd say he assumed the risk.

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Posted by Auduboner in "Lawsuit of the Day: Sex, Drugs, and 3000 Billable Hours" Friday, November 6, 2009 11:10 PM

75: Win!

PE is the future persona Lat wished for himself before he fell of the Track. Old dreams die hard, don't they?

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Posted by Auduboner in "Regulation of Financial Institutions" Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:59 AM

Annette Nazareth? Lapdog of Chris Cox as he muzzled the SEC? Really? Is ANYONE dumb enough to listen to her? Or are they all texting away in more important conversations elsewhere...

The Federalist Society. Who the fuck cares about them at all.

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Posted by Auduboner in "Regulation of Financial Institutions" Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:04 AM

#1: Win by default, since all the rest seem to care about what the out-of-touch morons at the FS are saying. Might as well watch a debate between Beck and Limp-o as to whether Sarah Palin is Great, or Really Really Great. Just as brain-dead and pointless.

Atkins and Nazareth were in a position, particularly, to prevent Lehman, AIG, Madoff, etc., etc., but did not have the balls to buck Cox. So, Fuck 'em.