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Posted by BarryOboingo in "Funemployment Rate Reaches 9.4%" Sunday, June 7, 2009 3:47 PM

Since my party took over Congress in 2006 - we've gone on a spending spree! Since I've become President, I've QUADRUPLED THE DEBT!

What's hilarious is that I'm blaming it on my predecessor - and the sheeple that voted for me and the state run media (ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, The NY Times, etc) actually BELIEVE it!

Just remember when you're in debt raise taxes and spend MORE!

You ain't seen nothin' yet!

Yes we can!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Non-Sequiturs: 06.11.09" Thursday, June 11, 2009 7:54 PM

I'm drafting a strongly worded letter to N Korea as we speak!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Nationwide Salary Cut Watch: Fish & Richardson Scales Back Salaries" Thursday, June 11, 2009 8:01 PM

Remember when my party took control of goverment spending (Congress) in 2006!

We've been on a spending spree ever since. In fact, this year with the help of only 3 enlightened Republicans, I was able to QUADRUPLE the debt!

Wait until I start the money printing presses - our currency will be on par with Zimbabwe's!!

Now that's CHANGE!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Staff Layoff Watch: Paul Hastings Re-Centers 25 Staffers" Monday, June 15, 2009 9:45 PM

LA - a note to follow SO

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Staff Layoff Watch: Paul Hastings Re-Centers 25 Staffers" Monday, June 15, 2009 9:49 PM

You see by taking part in the levity on this thread, I show that I'm just like the common folk....

Oh, yeah, by the way, since we took over Congress in 2006 (Remember back when the economy was good?) we've been on a spending spree!

In fact, I just ran up FOUR TIMES the debt than my predecessor in my first 5 MONTHS in office!

Yes we CAN!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "We Know Where the HLS 2L Worked This Summer
Ex-summer associate cites visa dispute."
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 8:55 PM

"As many of you know, non-citizens need to have a work visa in order to work -- and get paid -- in America."

This statement is completely false.

Yes we CAN!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Morgan Lewis Cancels 2010 Summer Program" Tuesday, July 14, 2009 8:08 PM

Hey #4 aka GWB - Take a hike will you?

You know damn well me and my party have been running Congress since 2006! You remember that year don't you? The economy was good then!

In fact, we just made the budget deficit top ONE TRILLION in my first few months in office!!

This is MY ECONOMY ASSHOLE - and no redneck from Texas is going to change that fact - catch my drift Dubya?

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Morgan Lewis Cancels 2010 Summer Program" Tuesday, July 14, 2009 11:30 PM

Thank you for your support #204 and thank you for not remembering that I actually voted to fund the war in Iraq - or maybe I voted present I can't remember. Either way, I'm going to need you to keep blaming everything on Bush as I continue to raise taxes, print money, and send GM jobs over to China!

Yes we can!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Morgan Lewis Cancels 2010 Summer Program" Wednesday, July 15, 2009 8:07 PM

Hey #258 - aka Dubya.

Are you still here? I told you - this is my economy! GO AWAY already!

The money I've spent in my first 5 months in office is already QUADRUPLE what you spent.

You may have screwed this economy up with help from the Democrat controlled Congress - but I'm about to REALLY FUCK IT UP by printing more money, raising taxes on people who work for a living and make energy so prohibitively expensive you're going to have to take a third job sucking dick just to pay your electric bill!

...you're irrelevant, deal with it.

Posted by BarryOboingo in "This Week in Layoffs: 07.18.09" Sunday, July 19, 2009 6:53 PM

You ain't seen nuthin' yet!

YES WE CAN!!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Is NYC Done?" Sunday, July 19, 2009 7:03 PM

You're welcome New York!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07162009/photos/news_graph.jpg

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Good Luck on the Bar Exam!" Monday, July 27, 2009 11:56 PM

Don't worry just fill in several ovals for each question. When they try to say you are wrong, just tell them it was your INTENT to answer correctly!


That was a good argument by my party during the 2000 elections and for the 2008 Senate election in Minnesota, I don't see why it won't work here.

Yes we can!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Summer Offer Rate Open Thread: Here Come The No Offers" Saturday, August 22, 2009 8:03 AM

@10 Hey Dubya - you still here you irrelevant moron?

Hahaha - guess what? I just hiked the 10 year deficit to 9 TRILLION dollars!

See?

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE57K4XE20090821

You're a piker compared to me! Don't forget - my party took over Congress in the election of 2006 - this is MY PARTY'S ECONOMY and DON'T YOU FORGET IT! Now go crawl back under your rock in Crawford and disappear - ok asshole?

Posted by BarryOboingo in "What's Going on at Akin Gump?
(Some staff cuts, plus news on offer rates.)"
Wednesday, October 7, 2009 8:17 PM

My party has been running the show since we took over Congress in 2006!

How ya like me know?

That's change we can believe in!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Dickstein Shapiro Downsizes" Wednesday, November 4, 2009 8:37 PM

Is this economy mine yet?

Posted by BarryOboingo in "This Week in Layoffs: 11.07.09" Saturday, November 7, 2009 4:17 PM

Is it my economy yet?

Posted by BarryOboingo in "ATL Caption Contest Finalists: The Pile Up " Saturday, November 14, 2009 10:08 AM

Don't worry - my job summit next month will solve all your problems!

Posted by BarryOboingo in "UCLA Protest Follow Up: On The Ground at UCLA Law" Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:46 PM

How's that hope and change working out for ya?

Posted by BarryOboingo in "Is it Illegal Not to Tip? " Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:54 PM

That reminds me. These waitresses need to "spread the wealth"....

Where's Geitner?