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Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Clifford Chance Lays Off 24 New York Associates, Pushes Back Start Dates" Thursday, March 26, 2009 2:38 PM

clifford chance was one of my clients. HAHAHA

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Fried Frank: A Parade of Possibilities " Thursday, March 26, 2009 2:41 PM

Fried Frank was one of my clients. HAHAHA

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Squire Sanders Uninvites Last Year's 1Ls" Friday, March 27, 2009 10:28 AM

Eyyyy. I believe Squire Sanders was one of my clients but I can't possibly remember everyone I screwed..

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Staff Layoff Watch: Gibson Dunn Lays Off 36 Staff" Friday, March 27, 2009 3:25 PM

eyyyyyyy... Gibson Dunn was my client.

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Staff Layoff Watch: The Bell Tolls for Skadden Staff" Friday, March 27, 2009 4:42 PM

Sorry Skadden but you got Ponzied EYYYYYYYY

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Fried Frank Public(!) Layoffs" Monday, March 30, 2009 10:56 AM

I suppose Fried Frank was another law firm I ponzied.. Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Alston & Bird: Deferred Start Dates, Short Summer" Monday, March 30, 2009 2:44 PM

Alston & Bird got a little taste of the Ponzy.

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Stroock Undergoes Layoffs for 10% of Associates and Staff" Monday, March 30, 2009 3:42 PM

Strook got ponzied twice. eyyyyyyyy

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Manatt Keeps the Bad Times Rolling" Monday, March 30, 2009 4:04 PM

I can't even remember if Manatt was my client. That goes to show how insignificant these people are

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Sign of the Times: Orrick Offers Jobs in Wheeling, WV to GULC Students" Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:36 AM

Damn, if only I knew Welling West Virginia was such a viable town I would have tapped that ass.

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Reed Smith Cuts Associates & Staff" Tuesday, March 31, 2009 2:09 PM

Reed Smith can't succeed in NY because I ponzied them out of all their money.... eyyyyyyy

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Robinson & Cole Names New Managing Partner (And Conducts Layoffs)" Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:02 PM

Ahh Mr. John B. Lynch, I believe he invested his underaduate and graduate loans with me. This unfortunately does not bode well for the rest of you at Robinson & Cole. Its alright though, his loan from holy cross was worth a spoon and a bag of mables (the value of his degree there). eyyyyyyyy

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Allen Matkins Continues the Layoff & Salary Cuts 'Super Combo'" Tuesday, March 31, 2009 4:23 PM

First to say I ponzied your ass

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Lesbianic Lip-Lock LLP?" Wednesday, April 1, 2009 11:34 AM

April Fools. I actually did steal millions of dollars from all of you.

Oh wait, yes I did .....

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Lesbianic Lip-Lock LLP?" Wednesday, April 1, 2009 11:34 AM

April Fools. I actually did steal millions of dollars from all of you.

Oh wait, yes I did .....

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Hogan & Hartson: '1800 Hours' Track Follow Up" Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:14 PM

Even from jail I am stealing from you

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Is NYC Done?" Friday, April 3, 2009 10:39 AM

I HOPE TO FIND MY QUEEN IN QUEENS

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Is NYC Done?" Friday, April 3, 2009 10:39 AM

I HOPE TO FIND MY QUEEN IN QUEENS

Posted by Bernie Madoff in "Missed Connections in Bankruptcy Class" Thursday, October 15, 2009 5:23 PM

22: well done sir