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Posted by BigTex Sammy in "Lawsuit of the Day: God Bless the Yankees, And Nobody Else" Thursday, April 16, 2009 2:54 PM

Dog gone it, why I say this is not news. Everyone on this side of the Rio Grandee knows that every person on the East Coast hates America. When the roughest toughest Texas decides to secede from the Union, y'all will be jealous.

Posted by BigTex Sammy in "Musical Chairs: Another Partner Leaves Akin Gump" Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:00 PM

I tell ya, Akin was once successful when it focused on its Texas roots. Like anything that turns to the East Coast, it comes out with its tail 'tween its legs. Everyone knows the toughest firms are in Texas. When we secede, y'all will wish you had jobs down here.

Posted by BigTex Sammy in "Non-Sequiturs: 04.16.09" Friday, April 17, 2009 8:14 AM

Dog gone it. Why I say, Why I say all you yankees talkin about teabagging Texas, why I say go back to your NY firm that is currently teabaggin its associates.

That Governor Perry is not the roughest toughest Governor. Why I say Elie, here in Texas we want to secede from the Union, but we thank you for your mistake noting that we are a success as well.

Texas is a Republic.

Posted by BigTex Sammy in "War on First Years" Friday, April 17, 2009 12:20 PM

Rackin frackin srackin dumb 1st years. At my firm we make em wear the tightest most scrotum killingest pants around. Back off 1st years. When 1st years come to Texas, the yankees get teabagged.

Posted by BigTex Sammy in "U.S. News Law School Rankings Leaked
Don't Forget to Take Your Grain of Salt
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Monday, April 20, 2009 11:13 AM

This is the frickenist frackenist craziest list I ever seen. University of Texas is #1. All those Yankee la