Damn. This girl just pwned herself in a way that makes my self-pwnage look tame. Well played.

God, what a fucking tool.

But he's got an open mouth in that picture. That's a third of the way to the solution. Here, will someone give him this? Instructions are simple--insert then fire.

147--

"Let us join in communal prayer and hope that these terminated folks don't contemplate the use of ropes for their gray misfortune."

Agreed for once. Firearms are more effective.

@39:

You fucking douchebag.

*aims*

BLAM!

Wow, that makes me feel better. I'll die another day.

This is news? Just shows how slow this day is on ATL.

In fact, I can't take the monotony anymore. Please leave the room if you think this will affect you.

Don't, don't, don't, this will hurt someone.

*BLAM*

"Beating the living hell out of a racist jackass under the guise of 'self-defense' is better than sex."

Elie, if this is the case, then your wife is doing something wrong.

Damn. Reminds me of the time I rambled nonsensically about the evils of my plight before blowing my brains out.

Oh, who am I kidding. This tops that. I've never seen or contemplated a train wreck this big. As Legal Fraternity Lothario said about the QE dude, I got nuthin'.

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"(2) You mocked a suicide because you thought it was good schtick."

Lots of things not to like about PE, but I must suggest that mocking a suicide is a most *excellent* schtick.

What a douchebag.

In fact, here you go, kid. Take this. You need to off yourself more than I do.

*watches first 45 seconds of video*

Shit, I don't care if this will affect you or not.

*puts gun in mouth*

BLAM!

Death photos are inherently viral. Sorry, Carradine family.

Kid, I told you once--you need this thing more than I do. Just put the pointy end into that gaping mouth of yours and pull the trigger. Go on.

Sahel, Sahel, Sahel. It is poor form to take your lover down with you, even if he is a playa NFL QB.

How's studying going?

I'm posting on freaking ATL for avoidance. Does that answer your question?

Please leave the room if you think this will affect you.

BLAM!

It's not a threat, but it sure as hell is solicitation. Kind of like inviting people to ...

Please leave the room if you think this will affect you.

*BLAM*

I take time out from this suicide to note that Roxanna has become Lat's fag hag.

Pathetic. I can't take it anymore. Please leave the room if you think this will affect you.

BLAM!

73,

What's wrong with a schtick on a suicide?

Please leave the room if you think this will affect you.

Congratulations to all who passed in my home state. I ask those that believe in me to work untiringly for the creation of a true justice system here in the United States, and to press on with the efforts to vindicate me, so that my family and their future families are not tainted by this injustice that has been perpetrated on me.

Please leave the room if you think this will affect you.

"We will NOT obey orders to disarm the American people."

Cool. Thanks.

Please leave the room if you think this will affect you.