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Posted by CAPN TRADE in "Update: Jenner & Block Associate Scores SCOTUS Win" Wednesday, April 22, 2009 9:16 PM

Once Cap and Trade gets passed, corporate fatcats like Jenner & Block won't be able to leave their lights on all night.

Posted by CAPN TRADE in "Notes from the Breadline: Let My Inspiration Flow" Thursday, April 23, 2009 10:12 AM

Had Cap and Trade been implemented under the failed Bush regime, you would still have a job.

Posted by CAPN TRADE in "The 3L Meltdown: A Loyola - Chicago Law Student Wants a Refund" Thursday, April 23, 2009 11:54 AM

Once Cap and Trade is passed, professors will be held to a higher standard of academic accountability and no student will be left behind.

Posted by CAPN TRADE in "Maybe Deferred or Laid Off Associates Do Have a Breach of Contract Claim" Thursday, April 23, 2009 2:05 PM

Once Cap and Trade is passed, there will be no more deferrals or layoffs.

Posted by CAPN TRADE in "Salary Cut Watch: Chadbourne & Parke Takes a Stab at Salaries" Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:58 PM

Once Cap and Trade is implemented, salary cuts will be a thing of the past.

Posted by CAPN TRADE in "Start Date Watch: More Firms Deferring Associates" Thursday, April 23, 2009 5:05 PM

Once Cap and Trade is passed, no more firms will defer start dates.

Posted by CAPN TRADE in "Above The Law's Inaugural Law Revue Contest
Congratulations to UVA's Con Luv!" Thursday, April 23, 2009 9:15 PM

Once Cap and Trade is passed, purveyors of videos like these will not be able to procure the carbon credits necessary to film the videos and the world will be a better place.

Posted by CAPN TRADE in "(Laid-off) Lawyer of the Day: Sex Novelist Deidre Dare Sues Allen & Overy" Monday, April 27, 2009 11:05 AM

Once Cap and Trade is passed, big mean law firms will not be able to fire people for publishing online novellas.

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