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Posted by Capt Smith in "Staff Layoff Watch: Shearman & Sterling Makes Cuts" Tuesday, March 3, 2009 9:41 PM

Somebody give me a hand with these deck chairs, please.

Posted by Capt Smith in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: O'Melveny Fires 90 Lawyers, 110 Staff" Wednesday, March 4, 2009 12:06 PM

Somebody give me a hand with these deck chairs, please.

Posted by Capt Smith in "Pillsbury: Attorneys Brace For 'Involuntary' Departure Program" Wednesday, March 4, 2009 2:14 PM

What happens if I hit the iceberg . . . voluntarily?

Posted by Capt Smith in "Weekend Dealbreaker Breaking News: OH MY GOD!" Friday, March 6, 2009 11:51 PM

I am a Treasury Secretary. What is a government bailout?

Posted by Capt Smith in "Thacher Has More Bad News For Its First Year Associates: "We're going to need that $10K back"" Monday, March 9, 2009 1:22 PM

I would like those deck chairs back, please.

Posted by Capt Smith in "This Week In Layoffs: 03.14.09" Saturday, March 14, 2009 10:55 PM

Seems like lots of people are in the same boat as me....

Posted by Capt Smith in "Canceled Summer Program Watch: Pillsbury Winthrop (West Coast)" Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:19 PM

No, no, no, I say. Those chairs are all wrong, Leftenant. Fix them immediately!

Posted by Capt Smith in "Good thing the Supreme Court has its own gym!" Sunday, August 16, 2009 9:51 PM

32: brilliant. needs more typos though.

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