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Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Loyola OCI Follow-Up" Friday, March 20, 2009 9:34 AM

If the Dean cared about his students he would tell them to DROP OUT. For years they have defrauded their students into thinking that they will be employable with a Loyola Law Degree.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Troutman Sanders Voluntary Departure Program" Friday, March 20, 2009 5:54 PM

Deadweight TTTroutman associates, you know who you are. Step up and volunteer to be fired- you owe it to the HARD WORKING associates at your firm.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Letter from London: Why Do You Hate Us?" Monday, March 23, 2009 12:46 PM

Does Isaac know Lord Steven Regal?

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Mystery Meeting At Hunton & Williams" Monday, March 23, 2009 6:07 PM

HunTTTon Williams. Hunton and Gruntin associates are now job Huntin and Whinin

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Staff Layoff Watch: Hogan & Hartson Lays Off 93 Staff" Thursday, April 2, 2009 1:45 PM

I always found the "1800 hour track" amusing - signing up for that track just announces to the world that you are a joke.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Gay Marriage Ban" Friday, April 3, 2009 12:43 PM

This blog is starting to suck BIG TIME now that it's just a clone of the Huffington Post. No one wants to hear your liberal ranting Elie, not about Koh, gay marriage, or anything else.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Letter from London: Foxhunt!" Monday, April 6, 2009 10:16 AM

The Brits are clearly more sophisticated than us when it comes to paying attorneys what they are actually worth over the next two years, which in some cases is zero.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "When Clients Bite Back" Monday, April 6, 2009 4:49 PM

That was the best character in Final Fight by far- good pick on the pic. It sucked that the SNES version was only a 1-player game but the arcade version rocked. As Wiki says:

Haggar is the strongest, yet slowest member of the group, in which he can inflict huge damage against his opponents while using wrestling techniques such as a suplex and a pile driver. He is ranked third in Electronic Gaming Monthly’s list of the top ten video game politicians.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "When Clients Bite Back" Monday, April 6, 2009 4:52 PM

See also:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Haggar

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Yale Law School Conservatives Defend Harold Koh" Monday, April 6, 2009 5:04 PM

LOL at Elie suddenly caring what conservatives think - but only when they're defending a Communist. This site has become an EPIC FAIL.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Non-Sequiturs: 04.06.09" Monday, April 6, 2009 7:30 PM

More snide liberal remarks from Elie. This board is now an EPIC FAIL.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Dreams of Biglaw Deferred
(Or, The Scene at New Jersey's First Deferred Associates Public Interest Job Fair)"
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 11:35 PM

Partner Emeritus is one of the few voices of reason on this board. Remember 3Ls - pro bono work is not an excuse to be LAZY.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Stealth Layoff Watch: 5% Litigation Cuts at Shearman & Sterling" Wednesday, April 15, 2009 6:01 PM

LOL that Elie assumes that S&S didn't have associates deserving of layoffs. I can assure you that the bottom 5% of litigators at any firm are LAZY. LOL LAZIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Salary Cut Watch: Baker McKenzie Brings Salary Cuts into the Vault Top 50" Monday, April 20, 2009 5:25 PM

Kudos to B&M for daring to pay attorneys what they are actually worth in this economy.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "UC Irvine School of Law Claims 'Most Selective' Status" Tuesday, April 21, 2009 11:23 AM

An ugly girl can reject 100 guys, but it doesn't change the fact that she's still ugly. George Mason used to be notorious for this - rejecting a bunch of people so that they could act like they were in the league of decent schools. Yield management is such a joke.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Salary Cut Watch: Chadbourne & Parke Takes a Stab at Salaries" Thursday, April 23, 2009 2:59 PM

Always good to see firms paying the lazier associates closer to what they are actually worth. LOL LAZIES !!!

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Loyola - Chicago Dean Responds to Criticism
(And to Above the Law Commenters)"
Friday, April 24, 2009 4:17 PM

LOL - saying you didn't get a job because you took the wrong LOYOLA accounting class is like a 500 pound woman saying she can't find a date because of her hairstyle. Look in the mirror and you'll realize that Loyola graduates DO NOT GET "REAL" LAW JOBS AT ALL in this or any other economy.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Loyola - Chicago Dean Responds to Criticism
(And to Above the Law Commenters)"
Friday, April 24, 2009 4:19 PM

LOL - are we forgetting that a Loyola law degree is WORTHLESS regardless of what classes you take? That's like a 500lb woman complaining that she can't get a date because Supercuts did a bad job on her hair.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "(Hoping-to-be-rehired) Lawyer of the Day: Dan Bogden" Friday, April 24, 2009 4:27 PM

This article is a FAIL unless you can tell us which school the fired attorney went to. If it was a TTT then what do you expect.

Posted by Captain WorkHard in "Arlen Specter, Ranking Republican Member on Senate Judiciary, Switches Parties " Tuesday, April 28, 2009 3:09 PM

Elie has shown noticeably less bias in his political stories lately. Kudos