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  • Once I was a thriving body, now I have been picked clean. I am the carcass of Big Law.

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Posted by Carcass of Law in "This Week In Layoffs: 03.14.09" Monday, March 16, 2009 9:07 AM

Darkness descends upon us like the raven on carrion, tremble in awe of thy mighty maw; death, plague and suffering I yearn for thy sweet embrace.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "This Week In Layoffs: 03.14.09" Monday, March 16, 2009 9:10 AM

Hey, look, we made CNN. And we don't look like a bunch of assholes! Big media, saying something nice about lawyers? It really must be the end of the world...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/16/lawyer.layoff.public/index.html

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Dewey & LeBoeuf: Partners, It's Your Turn" Monday, March 16, 2009 10:45 AM

First, I eat the extremities, then I feast on the corpus. Yum. Feed me partners.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Dewey & LeBoeuf: Partners, It's Your Turn" Monday, March 16, 2009 10:56 AM

Come to me, I will slake your pain, you needn't worry any more about billable hours and asslobsters, I will eat it all. Feed the maw! Feed the Carcass of Law!

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Dewey & LeBoeuf: Partners, It's Your Turn" Monday, March 16, 2009 11:07 AM

I am not the carcass, I am that which will create the carcass of law, I am death and the carrion is my symbol, that which defines me. Come to me! Feel my embrace! I will dance with you in your dreams and the blood of the slaughtered will be our lubricant.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Dewey & LeBoeuf: Partners, It's Your Turn" Monday, March 16, 2009 11:27 AM

Hello, Paul. Allow me to introduce myself...

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Dewey & LeBoeuf: Partners, It's Your Turn" Monday, March 16, 2009 1:25 PM

Guests do not pwn avatars, oh insignificant 77. Hold tightly to your scrawny posterior, for the booty is the juciest part of the carcass and the maw of death will soon close upon you with the blind vapidity of all great predators. Or like a high-school goth chick. Your choice.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Ending Lockstep Salaries, But What About Billing? " Monday, March 16, 2009 1:54 PM

As an honary member in the universal geek squad of death, I totally dig the pic of the Emperor.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Stealth Layoff Watch: Alston & Bird " Tuesday, March 17, 2009 9:33 AM

Smell the rot?

Posted by Carcass of Law in "3Ls: Welcome to the Terrordome" Tuesday, March 17, 2009 10:23 AM

Smell the rot?

Posted by Carcass of Law in "ATL March Madness for Law Firms, Round 1 (Part 1): Which Biglaw Firm is Safest? " Tuesday, March 17, 2009 11:41 AM

Smell the rot?

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Breaking: Morgan & Finnegan Files for Bankruptcy" Tuesday, March 17, 2009 5:18 PM

Smell the rot?

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Holland & Knight: Latest Firm to Push Back Start Dates" Wednesday, March 18, 2009 10:22 AM

Something's rotten in Denmark.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Collected News about Manatt Phelps " Thursday, March 19, 2009 9:05 AM

Smell the roTTT?

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Mystery Meeting at Troutman Sanders" Friday, March 20, 2009 3:32 PM

I smell RoTTTen fish

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Dissolution Watch: Wolf Block Could Vote Today" Monday, March 23, 2009 9:10 AM

The wolves descend on the Carcass of Law.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "DLA Piper Pays Partners Less" Monday, March 23, 2009 11:34 AM

The RoTTT intensifies.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Nationwide Dissolution Watch: WolfBlock" Monday, March 23, 2009 4:22 PM

No rotten jokes. Dissolution just isn't funny, it stinks.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Can't Find Work? Get Plastic Surgery!" Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:23 PM

You can't put lipstick on a corpse.

Posted by Carcass of Law in "Another Sullivan & Cromwell Partner Has Left the Building" Friday, April 10, 2009 9:12 AM

"...there was another thought, or rather vague, nameless horror concerning him, which at times by its intensity completely overpowered all the rest; and yet so mystical and well nigh ineffable was it, that I almost despair of putting it in a comprehensible form. It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me."