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Posted by Chief Wiggum in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Wiggin & Dana Proves There's Nowhere to Run" Wednesday, March 4, 2009 4:28 PM

Please note, it's WIGGIN, not Wiggum.

Posted by Chief Wiggum in "Umm ... So, There's This" Wednesday, March 4, 2009 6:15 PM

Elie, why are you cruising the erotic services section of Craigslist?

Posted by Chief Wiggum in "Fried Frank Promotes Renewed Emphasis on Billing Policies (And cuts back on some perks.)" Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:29 PM

I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.

Posted by Chief Wiggum in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Something is Going Down At Akin Gump" Friday, March 6, 2009 5:03 PM

Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by Chief Wiggum in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Morgan Lewis Lays off 216" Monday, March 9, 2009 1:45 PM

I can't believe that Mr. Howell's firm has hit rough waters.

Posted by Chief Wiggum in "Quinn Emanuel Associate Has Reservations About 'Redskin' Victory" Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:45 AM

On behalf of all native americans, I can assure you that we are far more offended when you toss garbage out of your car. In fact, like any other American, we like a good football game, especially if someone was able to cash a welfare check and bring some fire water to the party.

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