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Posted by Cleo McDowell in "Summer (Associate) Lovin'... Not As Much of a Blast" Friday, April 10, 2009 3:06 PM

No. 2 -

They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

Posted by Cleo McDowell in "Lawyerly Lairs: Personal Injury Edition
(Or: Finding million-dollar steals in Manhattan.)" Monday, April 13, 2009 2:43 PM

Welcome to McDowell's own little castle

Posted by Cleo McDowell in "Judge Richard Posner Knows His Sex Toys " Monday, April 27, 2009 2:56 PM

Nice win for Vast Resources.

Now if only I could get McDonalds off my ass....

Posted by Cleo McDowell in "Non-Sequiturs: 05.22.09" Friday, May 22, 2009 6:57 PM

FLR should try to protect falling water under the Lanham Act.

That same piece of junk that Mcdonald's is trying to use to make me take down the golden arcs.

I was to stick my foot up their royal ass.

Posted by Cleo McDowell in "West Coast IP Lawyer Puts Out 'Exquisite' Rap Album" Wednesday, May 27, 2009 4:37 PM

honkey

Posted by Cleo McDowell in "Student Loan Bailout: Are Loan Forgiveness Programs In Danger?" Monday, June 1, 2009 10:17 AM

She can always get a job with me.

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