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Posted by Conan the Electrician in "New York Bar Exam Results Are Up
(But the page appears to be down)" Friday, November 14, 2008 10:37 AM

If you're having trouble loading, I found a secret shortcut to make the page load faster.

IF you're on a Mac, hold down the command button (apple key) and type the letters Q-U-I-C-K-L-Y.

If you're on a PC, hold down the alt button and type the letters in WHEREISMYTESTRESULT.

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Greenberg Traurig Tells Real Estate Associates To Take A Long Weekend" Friday, November 14, 2008 6:34 PM

25, or you could, you know, grow a pair, get your own clients, and work for yourself.
Sorry to hear about your ambition to be a wage slave for life.

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "Pls Hndle Thx: The Chronic" Wednesday, November 19, 2008 10:15 AM

I live part-time under a rock and I knew that Phish was reuniting.

I asked myself I was positive. It only took what some would call "a Google search" to answer my own question.

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "Pls Hndle Thx: The Chronic" Wednesday, November 19, 2008 10:39 AM

25, I can't be racist, I voted for Obama.

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "eHarmony 'Catches The Gay' " Wednesday, November 19, 2008 1:07 PM

This settlement outcome is great. I'm eagerly looking forward to a new line of man-bras from that sexist company, Wonderbra.

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "eHarmony 'Catches The Gay' " Wednesday, November 19, 2008 2:18 PM

Anybody know if the legal prostitutes in Nevada will be required to extend their services to same-sex clients?

Just wondering...

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Brown Rudnick Takes A Big Dig At Attorneys" Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:19 PM

They have a Dublin office but no one seems to be working there.
I've always thought the Irish were a suspicious people.

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "Associate Bonus Watch: Cravath Offers Less Than Skadden" Thursday, November 20, 2008 5:56 PM

Now we can truly place a Fair Market value on PrestigePoints. Is the loss of PrestigePoints from V2 to V5 worth ~$20,000 to a mid-level associate? I'm guessing not many people will lateral down.

I'm expecting a Nobel Prize in Economics with my cutting insight.

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "Cravath & Simpson & Mixed Messages" Tuesday, November 25, 2008 1:06 PM

CSM PrestigePoints are convertible to STB PrestigePoints at an exchange rate of 1:1.32.*

CSM PrestigePoints are also convertible to SchruteBucks at a rate of 1:47.5.*

Real-time quote as of November 25, 2008.

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "A law firm without an ampersand can still thrive" Tuesday, December 2, 2008 12:50 PM

Professional responsibility rules state that non-lawyers cannot profit off fees earned by lawyers.

Are Axiom's venture capital investors all lawyers?
Will they be making a lawyer-only IPO?

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "Pls Hndle Thx:
I Would Prefer Not To
" Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:10 AM

Elie must not have seen that episode of The Office where Kelly blacklisted both Dwight and Jim for forgetting to attend her party several months earlier.

Women are catty like that.

Posted by Conan the Electrician in "Nationwide Layoff Update: Proskauer Rose" Friday, December 12, 2008 3:28 PM

"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain."
- George Orwell, 1984