Take it from one who knows. A real woman loves jizz on her face. Consent is implied as a matter of law.

That a lot of woman (if that is indeed a woman). She needs to wipe herself standing up with a three foot loofah.

That a lot of woman (if that is indeed a woman). She needs to wipe herself standing up with a three foot loofah.

I'm in. It will be a night of assault with a deadly weapon.

What is the matter with you people? You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things--know you not true art. Having partaken in the one true form of artistic expression innumerable times, I can tell you that nothing sings to my inner muse more than bukake. Salad toss anyone?

Let's do some Jethro Bodine ciphering, shall we? About 35,000 lawyers graduate from accredited law schools each year--net gain~20k/year. Shrinking workloads and a horrifically depressed economy. Regardless of how short sighted or even mean spirited the Arent Foxes of the world may be, for each one of us who screams of outrage and revenge, there are a dozen others who will gladly take what they are given and be thankful. Welcome to the third world.