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Finding and alerting people of douches commenting on ATL.

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Posted by Douche Patrol in "Watch Out, Ari Emanuel: Cravath Branches Into Celebrity Representation" Monday, December 15, 2008 2:36 PM

3 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Morning Docket 12.16.08" Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:08 AM

12 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "New Facebook Application: "You've been served"" Tuesday, December 16, 2008 2:06 PM

12 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Associate Bonus Watch: Fried Frank Wades Into Half-Skadden Pool" Tuesday, December 16, 2008 2:09 PM

4, 12, 24 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Nationwide Pay ~~Raise~~ Freeze Watch: Latham & Watkins" Tuesday, December 16, 2008 3:05 PM

395 + YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Dechert Ices 72 Staff Positions" Tuesday, December 16, 2008 3:34 PM

50 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Nationwide Pay Freeze Watch: Reed Smith Does The Obvious" Tuesday, December 16, 2008 5:20 PM

56 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Michigan 2L Responds" Wednesday, December 17, 2008 12:06 PM

28 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Associate Bonus Watch: Wachtell Bonuses Go Below 100 Percent" Wednesday, December 17, 2008 6:37 PM

79 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Associate Bonus Watch: Skadden Memos Are Out" Thursday, December 18, 2008 4:52 PM

1 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "A Depressing "Happy Holidays" from Grodsky & Olecki" Thursday, December 18, 2008 4:53 PM

8 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Cravath Continues to Think Ahead" Friday, December 19, 2008 3:31 PM

21 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Associate Bonus Watch: Quinn Emanuel Rewards Busy Bees" Friday, December 19, 2008 4:31 PM

First tipster, YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Poaching 1Ls: A new perspective on transfer students" Monday, December 29, 2008 12:35 PM

40 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Poaching 1Ls: A new perspective on transfer students" Monday, December 29, 2008 12:46 PM

46 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Killing the Billable Hour: One Op-Ed At A Time" Tuesday, January 6, 2009 3:00 PM

15 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Pls Hndle Thx: She's Trying to Destroy Me" Wednesday, January 14, 2009 5:29 PM

12 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Nationwide Staff Layoff Watch: Seyfarth Shaw" Wednesday, January 14, 2009 5:31 PM

5 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Blank Rome Lays Off 12 ... So Far" Friday, January 16, 2009 1:01 PM

4 YOU are a douche!

Posted by Douche Patrol in "The Douchiest Law School" Thursday, August 27, 2009 5:34 PM

Ed. note, YOU are a Douche!

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