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Website:
http://www.aetv.com/intervention/index.jsp
Bio:
I suck duster cans!

Comments

Posted by DusterGirl in "Northwestern Law Students Snub Potential Employers" Thursday, March 5, 2009 10:53 PM

Maybe the Northwestern 1Ls thought they were WALKING ON SUNSHINE like I DO

Posted by DusterGirl in "Breaking: Bernie Madoff Plea Agreement?" Friday, March 6, 2009 12:16 PM

Ernie should take some of that money and buy me MOAR DUSTER. *Sucks on Duster Can*

Posted by DusterGirl in "McGuire Woods Cuts First-Year Associate Salaries" Friday, March 6, 2009 12:18 PM

I could buy a lot of DUSTER for $144k. Are they hiring? What if I am WALKING ON SUNSHINE?
*Sucks duster can*

Posted by DusterGirl in "What's Going On at Kirkland?" Friday, March 6, 2009 12:21 PM

I think DUSTER is the best way to cope with layoffs! WOOHOO
*Sucks on can of duster*

Posted by DusterGirl in "Breaking: Bernie Madoff Plea Agreement?" Friday, March 6, 2009 12:44 PM

I'll do stuff to nervous t-10 1L if he'll buy me DUSTER
*Sucks on DUSTER can*

Posted by DusterGirl in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: King & Spalding Is Making Cuts ~~(But Not Talking)~~ " Friday, March 6, 2009 12:48 PM

K&S associates need DUSTER. It will make them feel like they're a million bucks! I need more duster!

Posted by DusterGirl in "Nationwide Therapy Session" Friday, March 6, 2009 3:23 PM

They should cope by using DUSTER.
*Sucks on duster can*

Posted by DusterGirl in "Nationwide Therapy Session" Friday, March 6, 2009 4:10 PM

Re: #6, 32.
If you have any duster left after you "dust yourselves off", could you please give it to me. I'm running low, and I need to walk on sunshine
*Sucks duster can*

Posted by DusterGirl in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Paul Hastings Lays Off 131 in Round 3" Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:56 PM

THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN TEXAS

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