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Posted by Emir Partnerius in "Reed Smith Joins the Attack on Lockstep" Wednesday, October 28, 2009 12:59 PM

Lockstep will remain for other firms, god willing. As the economy turns around, the milk and honey will continue into our empty bellies, while the enemies of righteousness will suffer defeat and humiliation. I have already ordered a new fleet of BMWs for my servants, god willing.

Posted by Emir Partnerius in "Law Firm Merger Mania: Lovells and Hogan & Hartson Talks Still on Track" Wednesday, October 28, 2009 2:37 PM

This blog writer speaks with the tongue of a jackal, I'm afraid. It is only good business sense not to comment on a deal until it had been completed, god willing. Please let this river run its course before plowing the sand from its shores.

Posted by Emir Partnerius in "Is Brooklyn Law School Informing On Its Own Students?" Wednesday, October 28, 2009 5:25 PM

Off with their hands!

Posted by Emir Partnerius in "Nationwide Salary Cut Watch: Foley Hoag Slashes Salaries to 'Improve Associate Development'" Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:38 PM

Salary cut?! I carry twenty-three great wounds, all got in battle. Seventy-five men have I killed with my own hands in battle. I scatter, I burn my enemies' tents. I take away their flocks and herds. They pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor!!! Because I am a river to my people!!!

Posted by Emir Partnerius in "Breaking: Arrest at Ropes & Gray in Galleon Insider Trading Case" Thursday, November 5, 2009 12:17 PM

108 -- in my country, they would cut off both of his hands for this heinous act, god willing.

Posted by Emir Partnerius in "Notes from the Breadline: Friends and Other Strangers
(Part III) " Thursday, November 5, 2009 12:48 PM

We had this type of thing in Dubai except instead of a room we used a dugeon and instead of handing out business cards we handed out whip lashes.

Posted by Emir Partnerius in "UCLA Students Protest Fee Hikes " Thursday, November 19, 2009 1:29 PM

In Dubai, these miscreants would have their hands cut off, god willing.

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