Seriously, all you whiney b*tches are a bunch of lame assholes. You're lucky to have a job in this economy. You could be poor like Kenny. I like MoFo because they give out candy at their recruitment receptions and it's SWEEEEEET.

43, a google is a large number. It's a one followed by 100 zeros. And 35, you're sooo lame.

Hating gay marriage is so lame.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Hey asshole! They're not first. Morgan Lewis already bumped the class of 2010 to 2011.

36 is totally lame. And what's what the gayness down your throat business? That sounds totally gay.

I walked into that pro bono office and was like screw you guys, I'm going home.

This post is totally lame. The only happy ending I want her to tell me about all end with her saying "sucky sucky five dollar"

31,

Kagan replaces Ginsburg next year. It's totally obvious that the first black president's first appointment is going to be the first Latino justice. Sotomayor, come on down.

Do you like fishsticks? He he.

Elie, do you like fish sticks? Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth? Ha ha, you're a gay fish!

38, GULC had Klein last year. He gave a decent speech but the idea of having a chancellor of education was totally lame. I think this year they're having stat boy from PTI.

I hear McDonald's has these new Mcfish sticks. Do you like Mcfish sticks?

Hold on there tubby. The fish stick joke is mine. You're worse than Carlos Mencia.

Who knew that Skadden hired the underpants gnomes to run their recruiting team?

53 - I may only be 9 years old but even I know that you can't sue. And, if you're dumb enough to spend the money you haven't yet earned, especially in the midst of a global economic meltdown, you deserve to starve or worse, become a hippie.

56 - you're probably 53 in disguise or worse, a hippie.

I hate hippies. I hate you guys.

22,
OMG. Failing to get an expected raise is not the same thing as receiving a salary cut. If your salary does not go down, you have not received a cut. It's basic math. Even I, a mere fourth grader, know that. You whiney lawyers/law students are worse than hippies. Why don't STFU and have some more fish sticks.

One day notice? And I thouigh Kyle's mom was a b*tch. These guys are total assholes.

That's right! GULC is #1. All you haters can kiss my black ass. Beefcake!