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Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Lawsuit of the Day: The Real Women of Penthouse" Thursday, April 30, 2009 1:14 PM

Elie

Perhaps this wasn't the most appropriate story to post after the previous one. However, I have to give you credit for up-to-date information, as well as the manner in which you are covering today's news. Well done, sir.


Partner Emeritus

You disgust me. Your schtick has run very thin. Making fun of a situation in the manner in which you did is appalling. I know that you are merely a law student trying to crack a joke and perhaps you don't have any sense of tact or compassion, but you, sir, will burn in hell.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Lawsuit of the Day: The Real Women of Penthouse" Thursday, April 30, 2009 1:35 PM

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I do not take offense to your attack on me. Your schtick is finally running thin. PE is nothing more than a lonely little law student sitting in his apartment studying for finals all lone. Or maybe he is a loner associate with no friends and no social skills. Regardless, you cloak yourself behind a terribly unwitty moniker is a desperate attempt to grab attention, attention which you cannot find in the real world. You have no where else to turn by a shitty little law blog because your life is absolutely meaningless.

You will never achieve the accomplishments that I have. I pride myself on performing under pressure. Like I said, it shouldn't be hard to discern my identity and then you will realize who you're really dealing with.

Your pathetic attempts at attentions are repugnant. Making light out of an unfortunate situation reveals how cowardly and childish you really are. Like I said, you will burn in hell.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "ATL Poll: Who Should Replace SCOTUS Justice David Souter?" Friday, May 1, 2009 12:46 PM

Is it me, or are women disproportionately represented on this list. Women are markedly inferior to men in just about every quantitative measure of intelligence and comprehension. Picking a woman just for the sake of diversity is wrong and unfairly prejudices more qualified men. Obama should pick the most qualified candidate, which undoubtedly will be a male from the South.

Likewise, including a liberal Asian on the "shortlist" list Koh is an abomination. The man doesn't even have the sense to go to a decent barber. It looks like he gets his hair cut at Fantastic Sam's. This is America and our highest offices should be filled by southern white males, just like our founding fathers intended. That's affirmative action for you, though.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "ATL Poll: Who Should Replace SCOTUS Justice David Souter?" Friday, May 1, 2009 12:46 PM

Is it me, or are women disproportionately represented on this list. Women are markedly inferior to men in just about every quantitative measure of intelligence and comprehension. Picking a woman just for the sake of diversity is wrong and unfairly prejudices more qualified men. Obama should pick the most qualified candidate, which undoubtedly will be a male from the South.

Likewise, including a liberal Asian on the "shortlist" list like Koh is an abomination. The man doesn't even have the sense to go to a decent barber. It looks like he gets his hair cut at Fantastic Sam's. This is America and our highest offices should be filled by southern white males, just like our founding fathers intended. That's affirmative action for you, though.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "ATL Poll: Who Should Replace SCOTUS Justice David Souter?" Friday, May 1, 2009 1:03 PM

Women are intellectually inferior!!!

Don't succumb to this liberal propaganda!!!

Only men are fit to serve in the highest offices!!!

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Wake Forest Law Student: The Latest Meltdown" Friday, May 1, 2009 4:24 PM

MysTTTal, you should be ashamed of yourself. Drawing attention to this incident could only have adverse consequences for the innocent parties involved. Use your head for once. Sometimes I think you have the intelligence of a used tampon.

I would also like to comment on the substance of this story. It's true that many upcoming graduates are having trouble finding jobs. There is no reason, however, to take the frustrated out on the rest of us. It was your decision to go to law school. It is not my fault, or anyone else's that you couldn't cut it. Your frustration is meaningless and merely demonstrates your inherent character flaws. Work harder and make better choices.

Likewise, toilets like Wake Forest should be shut down in their attempts to hide graduates. It is not only in poor form, but quite dishonest. Wake Forest students are my no means "the cream of the crop." It is for that reason that the administration at Wake Forest should take the hit on the chin or improve its student body.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Seyfarth Shaw Cuts 50, Cuts Salaries, Cuts Back on Summer Program" Friday, May 1, 2009 6:28 PM

I must say, this news has put a smile on my face. I usually do not comment on law firms, but a toilet such as Seyfarth Shaw cannot be relieved of a brutal tongue lashing from yours truly.

Any law student or legal professional thinking about going to this firm should think twice. It's management is poor as well as its structure. Salary cuts and lay-offs are inevitable in this economy, but the way in which a firm conducts them is key. Here, Seyfarth Shaw has demonstrated to the world that it is clearly a firm on the decline. To potential clients of Seyfarth Shaw, I would ask you to take not of today's actions by the firm and ask yourself whether you can tolerate truly second-rate work product.

I once spent some time with a partner from Seyfarth Shaw. He insisted upon showing the group I was with what a "rainmaker" he was by inviting us to play golf at exclusive US Open country clubs and taking me out to dinner at expensive restaurants. In a 5 day span, this partner spent over $100k on us. He then turned to my friend who was going to attend W&L Law and asked why he "couldn't get into a prestigious law school like Chicago or Northwestern (his alma mater)." I was shocked at this man's arrogance. Today, I laugh in your face Mr. M. As your PPP slip and the reputation of your firm crumbles, the smile on my face will grow wider.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "New York Law School: 2 Girls 1 Dress" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 4:59 PM

Awesome. I dated girls who attended New York Law School. They were completely psychotic, but this is probably typical of girls at that TTT.

Likewise, it probably wasn't much of a sight to see the 1L naked. If she was anything like the rest of the female student body and the girls I dated, she probably had a nasty hanging roast beefy vagina and little Jew tits.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "New York Law School: 2 Girls 1 Dress" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 5:01 PM

New York Law girls = Hanging Roast Beefy Vaginas

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "New York Law School: 2 Girls 1 Dress" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 5:13 PM

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I prefer a lady with a trimmed vagina and a less than prominent labia. A NYLS girl can provide neither of these in my experience.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "New York Law School: 2 Girls 1 Dress" Tuesday, May 5, 2009 5:23 PM

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Rate each girl on a scale of 1 to 10 and approximate cup size.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Commencement Speakers I'd Be Too Hungover to Listen To" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 1:50 PM

I'm available to give a commencement address anytime after the 15th if anyone needs me.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Commencement Speakers I'd Be Too Hungover to Listen To" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 2:05 PM

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I'd rather want a refund for the TTT education and the lack of job prospects when coming out of that diploma mill.


Collinsworth

Elie, great job on the Collinsworth/Cincy line. However, it might have been better if you used the term "high hard one" in reference to the pass over the middle. Collinsworth likes the high hard ones.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Commencement Speakers I'd Be Too Hungover to Listen To" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 2:29 PM

W&L is so TTT, they couldn't even get a member of the American bar to speak at their commencement.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Women Expect Too Much Empathy From Female Partners" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 2:47 PM

Women < Men

Stop reporting about women and their issues in the workplace. Women are intellectually inferior to men in every respect. They're lucky that we even let them out of the kitchen let alone hold positions of importance.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Commencement Speakers I'd Be Too Hungover to Listen To" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 2:49 PM

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Funny, but no. I am, however, a card carrying member of National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood, or NO MA'AM.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Women Expect Too Much Empathy From Female Partners" Wednesday, May 6, 2009 2:53 PM

17 = Slut who sleeps with her supervising partner.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Federal Judge Samuel Kent Will Have To Make His Advances on Female Prison Guards" Tuesday, May 12, 2009 10:50 AM

Let's have a moment of silence for our fallen comrade...

Judge Samuel Kent was a good man and a gentlemen. The world lost a little class today.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Student Loan Bailout. We Are So Going to Make This Happen" Thursday, May 14, 2009 4:57 PM

MysTTTal,

You fat fucking piece of shit, quit whinning about these student loans. Blacks and minorities already get every advantage imaginable, now you want them to have a free ride too.

A Student Loan Bailout only punishes people like me who have the financial wherewithal to afford to pay for law school legitimately. If you couldn't afford it then you made a stupid fucking decision and now you have to own up to it. End so, forgiving your student loans won't make your TTT degree worth anything.

NO STUDENT LOAN BAILOUT.

Posted by Fugitive From Justice in "Student Loan Bailout. We Are So Going to Make This Happen" Thursday, May 14, 2009 4:57 PM

MysTTTal,

You fat fucking piece of shit, quit whinning about these student loans. Blacks and minorities already get every advantage imaginable, now you want them to have a free ride too.

A Student Loan Bailout only punishes people like me who have the financial wherewithal to afford to pay for law school legitimately. If you couldn't afford it then you made a stupid fucking decision and now you have to own up to it. Even so, forgiving your student loans won't make your TTT degree worth anything.

NO STUDENT LOAN BAILOUT.