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Posted by Fusille Jerry in "ATL Caption Contest: Lady Justice" Wednesday, June 4, 2008 1:10 PM

"How dare you stop short with my wife?!"

Posted by Fusille Jerry in "Lawyer of the Day: David Ayers" Friday, June 6, 2008 12:14 PM

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

Posted by Fusille Jerry in "Judge of the Day: Alex Kozinski" Wednesday, June 11, 2008 6:39 PM

I f*in hate being first.

Posted by Fusille Jerry in "ATL Caption Contest: Tighty-Whities " Wednesday, July 16, 2008 1:28 PM

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

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