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Posted by Gordon Gekko in "How To Properly Escape Capture Following Your Massive (or Relatively Massive) Financial Fraud: A Dealbreaker Guide:" Tuesday, January 13, 2009 1:54 PM

EP, you deserve a Pulitzer for this. Best snarky read in a long time.

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Bonus Watch '09: JPM, S&T" Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:44 PM

Spicoli: "Those guys are fags!!"

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Tech Fantasies" Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:24 AM

@1

Bess > EP

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Run Forest, Run!" Thursday, January 22, 2009 2:44 PM

@2

See http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2006/08/biglaw-bigschmaw/

Should have studied harder during 1L/OCI

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "You Must Make Amends In The Traditional Manner" Friday, February 6, 2009 3:07 PM

Sir Larry Wildman....Like all Brits (politicians) he thinks he was born with a better pot to piss in

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Today's Dealbreaker "Reader Challenge"" Monday, February 9, 2009 3:14 PM

@EP

Do you have a JD/MBA? You seem to know your Blue Book rules reasonably well

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Get Me Short The Bolivian Marching Futures" Friday, February 13, 2009 1:31 PM

@10 Killjoy

I was rooting for the Latin Jack Ryan.

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Sir Stans Tells SEC To Shove It" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 5:05 PM

Is the chick on the right Ashley Dupree? If not, she's got a doppelanger floating around !

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Bernie Madoff To Get Laid Once A Week?" Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:39 PM

Hope he likes jelly with his tossed salad!!

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Hiring Watch '09: BAC" Friday, March 13, 2009 1:13 PM

what's the technical term for female douchebag?

I wonder what the over/under is on the # of dongs she's had in her mouth over the years...I'm guessing 32 +/- 5 after that trip to Mykonos

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Hiring Watch '09: BAC" Friday, March 13, 2009 1:24 PM

@16

Lighten up Francis. As Dan Loeb would say,

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2b3xk_bobby-mcferrin-dont-worry-be-happy_music

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Protest At Wells Fargo" Thursday, March 19, 2009 4:26 PM

that's a really sweet GT2

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "The Royal Bank Of Citadel Stearns That Never Was" Monday, May 11, 2009 4:39 PM

Kate Kelly is about 2-3 months too late with this, House of Cards already came out and covered this pretty extensively. A lot of her material seems like it was ripped off Cohan's book, imho.

Pass.

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "The Royal Bank Of Citadel Stearns That Never Was" Monday, May 11, 2009 4:43 PM

Actually if you read House of Cards Cohan talks about Kelly's piece, and the inaccuracies in reporting. Also gets comments from Jimmy C and others from Bear on it as well.

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Those Were The Days" Monday, May 11, 2009 5:49 PM

House of Cards > Street Fighters

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Those Were The Days" Monday, May 11, 2009 5:56 PM

i actually just hate uppity chicks.

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad News: Wall Street Sequel Edition" Tuesday, June 2, 2009 2:38 PM

Would it be wrong to bang your daughter if played by Megan Fox?

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Time For A Siesta" Wednesday, June 3, 2009 1:02 PM

@10

The stories of the rice markets in Southeast Asia were pretty amusing, in its banality and ridiculousness.

Posted by Gordon Gekko in "Robin Hood Lives" Thursday, August 27, 2009 1:56 PM

@Anal_yst

I don't think they're closer, I think they've already been there, shacked up, raided the fridge and left a floater in the bowl.

What rational person would ever want to move to London at this point? I think Somaliland is looking more attractive by now.