What about discrimination based on facial hair?

If that pig were muttonchoped, it would be the spitting image of Chester Arthur.

In my day, you could walk from Boston to Trenton without stepping on anything but horseshit.

Watch out for food particles in your mustache. Nothing says "Utica rube" like a mustachio full of cheese.

Now this is one troll too many.

3:08 -- as long as the $10,000 bill smells like pork chops and mustache wax, I'm on board!

During my Presidency, those Harvard Law blackguards never ceased hectoring me over women's suffrage.

I knew Learned Hand. Learned Hand was a friend of mine. And you, 12:38, are no Learned Hand. Or Learned Hoof, for that matter.

Run for sheriff.

1. Eat a pork chop
2. Grow a moustachio
3. Repeat as necessary.

NN. Summer associate failed to keep his/her moustachio well-trimmed.

NN. Summer associate failed to keep his/her moustachio well-trimmed.

OO. Summer associate double-posted asinine comments on trashy blog under a fake name.

I'd hang him.

Things will only get worse: this is going to make the Panic of 1873 look like the Paris Bourse crash!

I implore you, post a Daguerreotype of this para-legal, post-haste!

"An associate forwarded the email to the hiring partner."

What a cockblocker.

I doc reviewed for 2 years (awful) and got a Tax LLM at night. Now I've been working biglaw for two years, just long enough to be (probably) laid off soon. Stupid economies.

The sheriff should paddle both the professor and the strumpet. That's how we do it in Buffalo.