The douchebaggery on this site never ceases to amaze me. I'm ashamed to call you all colleagues.

I asked my secretary and paralegal to take a pay cut so that I could by 3 new suits.

I was always a fan of Effecient Breach.

Tell me how you really feel 12:28.

1:40 - Would the "good stuff" not include ecstacy and marijuana? I know I always enjoy a nice cigarette after polishing of a joint and a few E pills.

9:36 = Douchebag

Write in vote for Efficient Breach.

When using anal beads, I prefer to pull them out like I'm starting a lawn mower.

You know what they say about people with small hands...

Whitebread and Faust Rossi FTW! Epstein has a thing for Sharon Stone and Chermerinsky is a machine.

"In front of every strong woman there is a stronger man."

Impregnating Lady Justice was Rev. Sharpton's last effort to ensure that minorities finally get equal treatment by the legal system.

I submit answers like this all the time.

1:16(2) - Thus you are the moron.

Your face is my case.

Jonathan Lee Riches > Gary Green II

The benefits package at my firm provides an adult diaper stipend along with full coverage for colostomy procedures.