The only things more prestigious than working with a bunch of spoiled douche bags in New York are my balls.

The only things novel, useful, non-obvious and patentable around here are my balls.

The USNWR ranked my balls as number one over Yale.

The only people I want reviewing my documents for 14 hours a day are T-14 grads. They're the only ones with the intelligence, will-power, and overall fantastic-ness that can successfully click 'Yes' if a document might be useful.

Access to my balls is always performance based.

We're nearly 100 comments in and no one used Reed SmiTTTh yet? My balls are disappointed in you.

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If prestige is what matters, I'll take prestige.

And there is nothing more prestigious than being fired from a Vault-50. Nothing.

They also hire prostitutes as fake secretaries so associates can be evaluated on how well they pound secretaries in the ass.

Afterward, there is a quiz on section 90 of the contracts restatement.

They also hire prostitutes as fake secretaries so associates can be evaluated on how well they pound secretaries in the ass.

Afterward, there is a quiz on section 90 of the contracts restatement.

I got a spiffy brand new nickle for anyone that can find me language in the CRA that required banks to lend money to risky borrowers. For a bonus nickle, find me the language in the CRA that states it covers non-FDIC covered mortgage brokers, who did most of the risky lending.

I went to a T6 school and so I'm entitled to a job that pays me $1,000,045 a year to do document.

"TX law students > CA law studetns > FL law students >>>>>> NY law students"

WOW! SIX inequality signs! That's like, really unequal huh!

I bet you go to a T5 school, huh?

I passed the bar, but I can't shake these crabs.

My MBE score was 21340 raw and 2004585623 scaled. I went to a top tier law school and did so well I was first in my class and the class after me. During OCI all the Cravath partners made like circus seals and took turns giving me BJs while the rest begged me -- BEGGED ME -- to go work for them. My current Big Law job consists of me sitting in my office while they hose me down with 1000 dollar bills. And doc review.

If you don't have a 4.56 starting from pre-school all the way to JD then you're fucked and you might as well kill yourself because there's no way in hell any decent law firm will ever look at you and give you the opportunity to review 2340 documents before lunch.

My MBE score was 21340 raw and 2004585623 scaled. I went to a top tier law school and did so well I was first in my class and the class after me. During OCI all the Cravath partners made like circus seals and took turns giving me BJs while the rest begged me -- BEGGED ME -- to go work for them. My current Big Law job consists of me sitting in my office while they hose me down with 1000 dollar bills. And doc review.

If you don't have a 4.56 starting from pre-school all the way to JD then you're fucked and you might as well kill yourself because there's no way in hell any decent law firm will ever look at you and give you the opportunity to review 2340 documents before lunch.

First.

Anyone who complains about income taxes isn't a true player. All the real players pay the individual capital gains rate, not the individual income rate. Suckers. How you like that billable hour now?

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Sorry pal, that's not accurate. It's based on AGI, which does not include sales of capital assets.

You're a wage slave; you aint a player.