We all know my niece has a certain zest for living...

Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.

It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Okay Pookie, pay the bonuses...

you'll get nothing and like it

145 you're no gentleman

You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

use of the word "fucktard" is prohibited at Bushwood, Sir. YouoooHoo BABOON!

I'll give you nothing!
Absolutely nothing, you understand!

Don't you people have homes?

687 is a guest of the Scotts.

I know how hard it is for young people
today and I want to help. Just ask my grandson, Spaulding. He and I are regular pals.

Are you my pal...

..."Mr. Scholarship Winner"?

You're drinking too much, excellency.

I've kicked many asses in my day. Just ask my grandson Spalding.

well? we're waiting....

I know how hard it is for young people these days and I want to help. Why just ask my grandson Spalding. He and I are regular pals. Are you my pal, Mr. Scholarship Winner?

This is Chuck Shick. Chuck is clerking with me for the summer

This is Chuck Shick. Chuck expects me to pay him $165,000 per year for failing the bar.

my niece is the kind of girl who has a certain zest for living

well the world needs ditch diggers too