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Posted by JustACaseClerk in "Breaking: Sotomayor's Ankle" Monday, June 8, 2009 1:57 PM

Thank God it's SCOTUS and not a county beauty pageant.

Yeesh.

Posted by JustACaseClerk in "WilmerHale Hires Operational Wisdom, From Heller Ehrman" Monday, June 8, 2009 3:09 PM

So he's a glorified HR dolt?

Posted by JustACaseClerk in "Breaking: Sotomayor's Ankle" Monday, June 8, 2009 5:40 PM

My name is Sonya Sotomayor. You killed my father; prepare to die!

Posted by JustACaseClerk in "O'Melveny Freezes Staff Salaries to July 2010" Wednesday, June 10, 2009 5:23 PM

4 --

I'm BUFFING my nails, and it's internet Risk, tyvm.

Posted by JustACaseClerk in "Morning Docket: 06.12.09" Friday, June 12, 2009 11:25 AM

AMG they're regulating mah ciggies!

Posted by JustACaseClerk in "Plaintiff in Mayer Brown Title VII Case Departed With Flair" Monday, June 15, 2009 10:26 AM

#10: for real!

Posted by JustACaseClerk in "The Ballers at Venable" Monday, June 15, 2009 12:58 PM

What a Horribly Written description of The Event by their Firm.

I Enjoy randomly capitalizing the First Letter of words Too!

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