I want a tuition refund. I paid all that money so I could spend three years drunk at Lincoln's Inn thinking that the diligent denizens of Gannet House would continue to uphold the HLS reputation. Might as well burn my diploma if HLR is going to continue printing rejected hippie admissions essays as notes.

5:00 - of course it wouldn't be written at UVA. Who would put notes in a softball program?

My favorite Frumpy at the helm of ATL! Outstanding result!

Three weeks of OCI at HLS can be a bit much, especially if you filled up your fly-out week dance card and are past the date when you can cancel OCI appointments.

My buddy diligently prepared for his final day of OCI at the Charles Hotel with every intention of throwing his interviews. Horrific patterned shirt and loud tie? Check. Mismatched socks? Check. Pants hiked up around his nipples (the better to show the socks)? Check.

My buddy really enjoys eating and he has managed to restrain himself in the hospitality suites up to this point. For the last day, he lets loose, attacking the buffet in his ridiculous outfit. Total gorging across the spread, just hovering over the grub and eating constantly for 30 minutes, crumbs flying everywhere, stuff dropping on the floor. Quite the spectacle.

And the beauty of that 100K HLS degree? Still got a callback that he politely declined.

Let me be the first classy Dawg to say "Fuck Wazzu"