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As a 1L, I usually just hung out at the OTB and ate White Castles.
31 - It's called a joke, cunt. And no I haven't been laid off. If you read my posts I made partner at the age of 28. I'm set for life making tons of cash money.
73 - You must be Vanessa's lesbian lover. I bet your parents are proud.
81 - You're a dude who knows what's up.
Partner Emeritus,
As your most recent posts demonstrate, your shtick is running thin. It never really was that funny. Being an asshole is my game, dick sucking is yours so stick to it.
- Kenny Powers
Kenny Powers here just wanting to profess my love for a beautiful incoming 3L at Winston Strawn. Being deferred sucks, but being loved by a superstar is really something special.
There is only one image in my life that makes me consistently happy no matter when I think about it.... and that image is of a beautiful deferred 3L going to Winston Strawn.
Partner Emeritus,
When are you going to accept my challenge to a shtick off? Stop being a puss, nut up, and take me on like a man.
- Kenny F'n Powers
Partner Emeritus,
I'm waiting....
- The Shelby Sensation
13 - Is she a 3L that has been deferred by Winston Strawn?
Partner Emeritus, be a man.
Partner Emeritus, I know who you are...
Let's take a vote... Who wants me to release the identity of Partner Emeritus?
89 - My show has been renewed for a second season. Suck it fag.
I'll be there too PE.
What ever happened to predictibility?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart).
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.
There's a face
Of somebody who needs you.
Eveywhere you look,
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
W&L is a TTT on the decline!!!! Suck on that!
# 231 - There is only one Kenny Powers and that's me. Now, you're fucking out!
# 240 - W&L is a shithole. It's lucky that it is in the Top 50, but at it's current track that won't be an issue in about 3 years. Their administration is a joke. The only thing is should be in the top 20 for is the school with the biggest number of douchebags, retards, and lesbians (most notably Jenna W. C.). Boom!
Kenny Powers here.
I just want to let everyone know that I will be finishing my summer program tomorrow. I actually had a week left but I got called up to the majors.
Anyways, in case you shitheads were wondering, yes I did bang the legal recruiter on the roof of the firm. Of course she was banging a married partner already. But, wherever there's a women there's a big gapping hole of need. Leave it up to Kenny Powers to fill it.
I'm fucking in, and you're fucking out.
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When my ass was 25 years old, I changed the face of the legal profession by billing 3,217 hours in a measely 10 months.
I was handed the keys to the kingdom. Partnership at 28, a corner office, Lexii, Anne Hathaway as my personal assistant, and most importantly unlimited Starbucks coffee.
Everyone wanted a piece of my shit. I was just a man with a mind for victory and doc review skills like a hodgy on crack.
But, sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm.