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Posted by Kofi Anon in "A Guide for Plaintiffs' Attorneys... or Defendants' List of Places To Avoid" Wednesday, April 9, 2008 11:39 AM

All of these girls are destined for lucrative careers in the adult entertainment industry:

The suspects were identified as 17-year-old Mercades Nichols, 17-year-old Brittini Hardcastle, 14-year-old April Cooper, 16-year-old Cara Murphy, 17-year-old Britney Mayes and 15-year-old Kayla Hassell.

Posted by Kofi Anon in "Minnesota Judge Doesn't Need a 'Sexpert'" Thursday, April 24, 2008 6:34 PM

I don't know if the prosecutor is a sheltered virgin, but I do know that 2:01 PM's gf loves it when I cum on her face.

Posted by Kofi Anon in "Breaking: A Dramatic Farewell Email
(And proof of Paul Hastings layoffs.)" Monday, May 5, 2008 5:06 PM

PHJW requires all associates to sign an agreement to arbitrate as a condition of employment (or at least they did when I worked there ~2 yrs ago).

So while she could conceivably file suit, PHJW will almost certainly move to stay & compel arbitration, where it can be resolved privately.

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