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Posted by Larry in "And There's Gonna Be Hell to Pay, At The End Of The Day..." Friday, February 13, 2009 9:46 AM

Prett-y good Elie. Prett-y, prett-y, prett-y, prett-y good.

Posted by Larry in "Morning Docket 2.13.09" Friday, February 13, 2009 9:49 AM

Larry David: [Aloud] Scum-sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York: Bum! Fuck, turd, fart... cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!
Restaurant Manager: Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!
Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!
Susie Greene: [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Cheryl's Dad: Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.
Richard Lewis: Pussy pig fucker!
Jeff Greene's Dad: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
[Everyone in the restaurant is now laughing hysterically]

Posted by Larry in "If You Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine
(Or: A casual comparison of severance packages.)" Friday, February 20, 2009 2:26 PM

You stay classy, Shearman and Sterling!

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