Plus, I highly doubt that that first block quote was "according to the firm," considering it says "half-skadden" in it.

Ms. 6, your picture is the same.

Do you think you can pay me in cash? The issue is, and I need to check with my accountant, but I think this might bump me up into another ...

If I find your money, Jackie ... what's in it for the dude?

By the way, Ellie, "you're" is not the proper nomenclature. "Your", please

4, We're not talking about a guy who built the railroads here.

Anyone want to go to the In & Out Burger on Orange?

Larry, we know this is your homework, just tell us where the fucking money is.

51 is inbred. He does not understand that David Lat changed the post to correct the '04 typo.

Mired in sludge of irony, he insults an ATL commentor for instulting an ATL commentor without grounds.

You mean, coitus?

Look, there is pride in saying "I quit" versus "I was laid off". I would line up another job -- even if it pays less.

69: What is there to explain? There is a poster here (see 2 and 61) who does not like the University of Pennsylvania School of Law, which is part of an Ivy League university in Philadelphia. In an effort to disparage the university, the poster refers to the school as "UPenn State", inviting confusion with the public school system in Pennsylvania, where the schools are called "Penn State."

If the poster had even a modicum of creativity, he would ask how the Nittany Lions at UPenn were doing. Or he would ask if there are good law firms in University Park for UPenn students.

Alas, the poster is dumbass who is likely graduating towards the bottom of his class at Penn, and resentful of the same.

In point of fact, UPenn is awesome. Benjamin Franklin laid more women than Mr. 2 could every dream. Furthermore, 2 is not housebroken.

I resent being directing to a website under the promise that I will be get to "check out the headlights on X". The use of that phrase implies that I will get to see something much more exciting than headlights. Something that the Seatle Seven used to call "guns."

Now, Maude has suggested that the female form makes me uncomfortable, but nothing could be farther from the truth. It makes me click on links.

I resent being directing to a website under the promise that I will be get to "check out the headlights on X". The use of that phrase implies that I will get to see something much more exciting than headlights.

Now, Maude has suggested that the female form makes me uncomfortable, but nothing could be farther from the truth. It makes me click on links.

OMM is not a major law firm in Los Angeles. Take it up with the league office if you disagree.

As a customer of the Dollar store in Venice, I am unhappy to hear about this practice of re-labeling goods.

I mean, it if it "best" when purchased by a certain date, then something must be "worse" after that. I would like to know what that something is, please.

127, you got your ass handed to you. suck it.

105, I'm so flattered that you remembered! I must say, though, that your failure to give a reach around reflects poorly on you and all of Latham.

RE the rejection letters link, which links to this:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124096471555766239.html

This kid wanted to get into Harvard and Yale but he went to Pepperdine? Good god . . . he was way off base.

I've been accused of being a lazy, gold bricking, good-for-nothing dead beat ... by the chief of police of Malibu no less. The lesson is clear: stay out of fucking Malibu. It doesn't matter if there is a massive porn party, topless women on trampolines, or a $225K job waiting for you: stay away. If you enter, do so with an exit strategy and a plan to keep your soul in tact because the streets of Malibu are are full of child-sized potholes, reactionaries, Mel Gibson driving around like a lunatic, and other distractions to keep you there.