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Posted by Legal Peon in "Nationwide Salary Cut Watch: Bryan Cave(s) to the Salary Cut Phenomenon" Thursday, June 11, 2009 1:12 PM

I have to mine gold all day and I get paid nothing.

Yes, Master.

Posted by Legal Peon in "Nationwide Salary Cut Watch: Bryan Cave(s) to the Salary Cut Phenomenon" Thursday, June 11, 2009 1:13 PM

I have to mine gold all day and I get paid nothing.

Yes, Master.

Posted by Legal Peon in "Title VII Suit Against Mayer Brown" Thursday, June 11, 2009 1:17 PM

Mayor Brown also discriminates against Orcs.

Lok Tar!

* tries to join lawsuit *

Posted by Legal Peon in "Title VII Suit Against Mayer Brown" Thursday, June 11, 2009 1:17 PM

Mayor Brown also discriminates against Orcs.

Lok Tar!

* tries to join lawsuit *

Posted by Legal Peon in "Staying Competitive During an Economic Downturn" Thursday, June 11, 2009 5:19 PM

More talk about how this economy is hurting Orcs.

Zug Zug.

Posted by Legal Peon in "Cravath Offers Voluntary Deferral to Class of 2009 -- and Delays Class of 2010 a Full Year" Friday, June 12, 2009 3:57 PM

I'd love a year off from mining gold and cutting down trees!

Zug Zug!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Cravath Offers Voluntary Deferral to Class of 2009 -- and Delays Class of 2010 a Full Year" Friday, June 12, 2009 3:59 PM

I'd love a year off from mining gold and cutting down trees!

Zug Zug!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Will Robert Post Be the Next Yale Law Dean?" Friday, June 12, 2009 4:03 PM

WHEN WILL YLS HAVE AN ORC DEAN?

Zug Zug!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Will Robert Post Be the Next Yale Law Dean?" Friday, June 12, 2009 4:07 PM

THERE ARE VERY QUALIFIED ORCS!

LOKTAR!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Plaintiff in Mayer Brown Title VII Case Departed With Flair" Monday, June 15, 2009 1:42 PM

When I'm fired, and before I filed my Orc discrimination lawsuit, I will quote this:

"No old friend, you've freed us all."
Thrall

LOKTAR!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Plaintiff in Mayer Brown Title VII Case Departed With Flair" Monday, June 15, 2009 1:42 PM

When I'm fired, and before I filed my Orc discrimination lawsuit, I will quote this:

"No old friend, you've freed us all."
Thrall

LOKTAR!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Rejected by the NYT Weddings Editors? Fake Law Firm Fights for YOU!" Monday, June 15, 2009 2:37 PM

Would the NYT publish the wedding of a mere Legal Peon?

Zug Zug!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Stepford Secretary Lawyers Up" Monday, June 15, 2009 2:43 PM

I was fired once for refusing to build an Orc Burrow.

Zug Zug

Posted by Legal Peon in "Freshfields's Affiliated Counsel in Saudi Arabia Makes a Recruitment Mistake" Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:21 PM

This is blatant anti-Orc discrimination! Wait til I tell the frost wyrms about this!

Zug Zug

Posted by Legal Peon in "Freshfields's Affiliated Counsel in Saudi Arabia Makes a Recruitment Mistake" Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:21 PM

This is blatant anti-Orc discrimination! Wait til I tell the frost wyrms about this!

Zug Zug

Posted by Legal Peon in "Managing Partners Are More Confident: But They Still Expect to Fire You" Tuesday, June 23, 2009 3:13 PM

Make use of me!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Managing Partners Are More Confident: But They Still Expect to Fire You" Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:31 PM

Yes, Master

* chops lumber *

Posted by Legal Peon in "Hunton & Williams Abandons OCI At UVA Law School? " Wednesday, July 8, 2009 4:36 PM

UVA student can come work with me. You can chose between mining and cutting down trees.

My clan has a very collegial work environment.

Zug Zug!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Good thing the Supreme Court has its own gym!" Monday, August 17, 2009 2:23 AM

She should try gold mining, really works off the rice and beans!

Zug Zug!

Posted by Legal Peon in "Small Law Firm Open Thread: Family Law / Divorce Law" Monday, October 12, 2009 8:04 PM

The whining negativity of lawyers depresses this Orc. Try being attacked by Night Elves if you think your life is hard.

Zug Zug!