I would like to issue an apology for the ruminations on this internet weblog of a Mr. Chester Shackleford, perhaps better known to you as "Partner Emeritus". While the Firm, as an acknowledgment of Mr. Shackleford's past contributions to the Firm (from September 1947 to March 1979), permits him periodic access to the Firm's common areas, he holds no official title with the Firm and is not permitted to make representations to the contrary. On behalf of the Firm, I wish to offer my sincere gratitude for your kindness and generousity in providing Mr. Shackleford with a warm and nurturing environment. He will not trouble you again.

To 55: I would like to issue an apology for the ruminations on this internet weblog of a Mr. Chester Shackleford, perhaps better known to you as "Partner Emeritus". While the Firm, as an acknowledgment of Mr. Shackleford's past contributions to the Firm (from September 1947 to March 1979), permits him periodic access to the Firm's common areas, he holds no official title with the Firm and is not permitted to make representations to the contrary. On behalf of the Firm, I wish to offer my sincere gratitude for your kindness and generousity in providing Mr. Shackleford with a warm and nurturing environment. He will not trouble you again.

34: Mr. Shackleford, you have been warned repeatedly about unauthorized communications with Firm employees. I do not wish to resort to more severe measures, such as the recall of your "10% off on Friday's" discount card to the Firm cafeteria.

This message is directed at Chester Shackleford (also known on this internet weblog as "Partner Emeritus"). If you are not Mr. Shackleford, please stop reading and move on to the next weblog posting. Thank you.

Mr. Shackleford, the active members of the Firm are saddened by your recent attempts to advise, admonish and harangue young members of our esteemed profession in this venue. As a retired member of the Firm, you possess neither title nor license to engage in any or all of such activities. You are hereby warned, albeit on a pre-emptive basis, to cease and desist immediately from making further communications here that will have the effect of embarassing the Firm. The members of the Firm are prepared to revoke your "10% off on Fridays" discount card for the Firm cafeteria. Thank you.

As a REAL partner (i.e., one who brings in business), at a REAL firm, let me say that this PE character is a true buffoon. Hey PE, good luck spending all of your time attempting to deflate the aspirations of junior associates and law students. I will be making sure my dedicated team of junior partners, associates, etc. wrap up my three deals that are closing by Monday. You (or your character) can tell the readers of this site how doomed they are, while I am keeping MANY people busy and gainfully employed. I will be too busy to check back in here for the foreseeable future, so don't bother with one of your fraudulent responses. That is all.

What are kids?

Partner Emeritus: While you are hitting early bird specials and watching "Matlock" reruns, I will continue to earn, earn, earn. I am a billing machine. In case you have a hearing aid, I repeat: I AM A BILLING MACHINE!!!

To quote Ray Charles in the Diet Pepsi ad: "YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE BABY!"

I haven't had this much fun since my daughter taught me how to dance like a robot!

My PPET billing ratio in 2008 was 10:1. My ratio for 2009 is even higher. Service partners work while I learn the samba. YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE BABY!

HOGAN SECURE. Now and for always.

My PPET billing ratio in 2008 was 10:1. My ratio for 2009 is even higher. Service partners work while I learn the samba. YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE BABY!