2- Expect to be one of the attorney's let go. The Management Committee diligently created several hundred different leaks regarding our plans. Based on the wording of your post, we have already identified you for termination.

The Management Committee would suggest that these "soon to be MoFo Associates" should consider themselves "soon to be unemployed recent law school graduates."

"next phase of their career" = unemployment line.

Oh yeah...First!

15- Not at the building's Starbucks it won't.

The Management Committee believes Partner Emeritus is misguided. There are plenty of good law graduates from fine schools in the United States that will work hard for far less than $65K and not require any special training or importation. Low hanging fruit friend...low hanging fruit.

The Management Committee is proud that their original mocking 3,500 sq ft wife remark is still being incorporated into postings and comments.

The Management Committee enjoys embracing tough love.

The Management Committee would like incoming attorneys to note that the "interest-free loan of up to $10,000, depending on need, to be deducted from future pay" will need be repaid immediately once we decide we never really will have need of you.

The Management Committee would like incoming attorneys to note that the "interest-free loan of up to $10,000, depending on need, to be deducted from future pay" will need be repaid immediately once we decide we never really will have need of you.

1&2 = Fail

The Management Committee approves of the appointment of a Management Committee.

The Management Committee demands an explanation of this "happy" thing you speak of.

Also, Gates even admitted that the door was messed up from a previous break-in so she was reasonable for calling and he should be happy police responded.

61 -The Management Committee is proud to announce that the odor you are noticing is actually a store brand generic. Can't be wasting precious firm resources during the second coming of the Great Depression.

Hired.

6- LOL

What is this "moot court" thing?

-9

Just so we're clear here, you won't be getting goodie bags at exam time now also.

Also.... who has holiday parties anymore???