Dear White America

BITCHES, SPREAD YOUR JUICY BUTTCHEEKS SO I CAN MAKE YOU CRACKERS SUFFER!

I may have never won an NBA Finals but now I am the master of you bitches!

I did a deal last year with Latham on the other side. I was working at a now-deceased firm but was making roughly the same base salary as the Latham associates. The Latham associates were working around the clock as my firm was working normal business hours (i.e., 9-7). Glad to see that their hard work was rewarded.

Shiiiiit, that ain't such a big deal. Check out what I did to the crackers at Sidley...I refused work, went over partners' heads to complain about the work that was being assigned to me and then, yo, I scammed on this older summer associate and made him my baby daddy!

It ain't like a first year does anything require a law degree anyway, y'all foolish white devils.

If a former Thelen attorney is at Nixon, he or she didn't get fired from Thelen, 9...

Just wait till you see what my baby dadda gonna do to your taxes, crackers! You think a 20% pay cut is bad, you gonna hate a 50% tax increase! And that crusty old whiteboy Partner Emancipate take heself too serious.

Partner Emeritus remind me of all them cracker ass motherfucker partners that used to try to take vantage of me when I was a big time lawyer at Sidley Awesome (oh baby, that's what it was called when I worked there. Snap!) I used to walk my bubble butt over to humane resources and tell them that the whiteboy slavemaster partners weren't going to treat me like they bitch! I be saying to them, "I ain't doing this shit work, you let me do what them cracker partners is doing or you ain't going to have Michelle Robinson picking yo cotton no more!" And then I met my baby dadda and now we be taxing Partner Emeritus to the poorhouse! Payback is a bitch, whitey, and so am I!

I going whup Partner Emeritus's cracker ass, right after my baby dadda tax he ass into the po house. Partner Emeritus is a heartless twerp.

Imina bust Partner Emeritus in his cracker face, but first my baby dadda gonna raise his taxes to 100%.

Imina bust Partner Emeritus in his cracker face, but first my baby dadda gonna raise his taxes to 100%.

After 42 bust open Partner Emeritus cracker ass, he can come over and rub he mohawk against mine. Hooo WEEEEEEE that boy be fine!

Watch yo mouf, 35, y'all cracka motherfucker. Brotha Elie, keep up the good work.

56-Fuck y'all cracka ass. My baby dadda gonna raise you motherfuckin taxes so brothas be able to speak the lingo as propaly as y'all.

Yo, 67, i ain't got not girlfriend or wife, stupid cracka motherfucker. I be all woman.

Sheeeit, that Partner Emasculateus cracka be working at Curtis Mallet as the memo writer.

Hey crackas, listen to me: First, my baby daddy gonna tax that $80,000 to the motherfucking hilt. Then, after you give all you cracka ass money to the gubmint and think y'all are gonna start your job at that big fancy law firm in 2011, my baby daddy gonna get the gubmint to make your damn contracts unenforceable! And none of you Jews gonna be able to get close to him or pull no restatement 90 on him, cause my homegirl Sotomayor be on da bench!

Don't be disrespecting a sister, Elie.

Watch it, 93, or my baby daddy be sending yo cracka ass to Gitmo!

Shut your cracka ass mouf, 41, or I'se going have my baby dadda raise your taxes!

+2 to 38 in theory, but I don't really give a shit what Kash thinks about Cardozo. Kash is a bit of a parasite type chick (see, e.g., the way she mooches off of Lat in her fag hag role) without much talent other than the fact that she has tits, a vagina and an age south of 25, and she's got a pretty high opinion of herself. I would care what Kash thought about the latest Miley Cyrus movie, but I don't care what she thinks about law schools.