"NAACP branch of Tangipahoa Parish"
Doesn't the author mean "Tangipahoa Parish branch of the NAACP"?

123 False. The traditional form of marriage has included homosexual marriage: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage#Ancient

Maybe if we let gays marry, I'll finally find a job as a JOP who grants them marriage licenses in accordance with my understanding of the traditional view of marriage.

@#18: That's because BLS stands for Barbri Law School, not Baylor

Poor choice of schools, especially the med school focus. About 80 med schools are more academically rigorous than nearly everything else on that list.

"Is this firm on the River Styx or the River Hudson?

"The only career available to Calvin upon graduating from Cooley was to dress up like a corpse and hand out free candy."

"The interviewer from Reaps & Grayves LLP will see you now."

@43 is surely going to Hell for not knowing it's War, Famine, PESTILENCE & Death LLP.

J is clearly the funniest. Now maybe Letterman will hire me so I can cease to be a No Job loser. I do anal.

@16 Cool Face Guy

At least get your memes right. It's "look more like," not "more look like." This indicates to me that you didn't copypasta the quote, but actually committed it INCORRECTLY to memory.

Fail.

Is Kash talking about Tabitha Vixx?

52 re-read the license/K you signed when signing up for BARBRI and enjoy seeing the "no resale" clause

TEXAS IS UP
http://www.ble.state.tx.us/Results/pass_0709.htm
http://www.ble.state.tx.us/Results/pass_0709.htm
http://www.ble.state.tx.us/Results/pass_0709.htm

I'm a clerk hoping to go into biglaw next year. I think it's true that 145K is still way too much for LS grads with no frigging experience doing anything meaningful. Keep those starting salaries that high and we will definitely see an outsourcing coup.

Lessig is a God. That is all.

As an 09 grad of UT Law who has a pretty sweet gig clerking, I try my best to help out my junior friends in the market. I've been able to help a couple find SAs and stuff, but that's about it.

It's rough out there. I fell ass-backwards into my clerkship: basically median and currently at a federal clerkship.

I understand that's not even feasible for T14 grads ITE. :/

85

True to USCOA form, you wave your hands around and make assertions out of thin air.

73

If would DING! the deferred associate who originally contacted ATL for being an absolutely shitty writer.

pundiTTTry?

I have a degree in abstract math with graduate-level statistical analysis work. You call the above "analysis"?!?

ATL should be employing ME, No Job 3L, as The 10th Justice.