"each act of prostitution further damages the psyche of the prostitute"
what a bunch of bullshit! that's like saying my psyche is damaged for each hour I bill to a client.

These schools don't have harsh curves. The fact is these schools are fulls of idiots that couldn't earn an A at any school, regardless of how inflated the grades were.

How can any '09 grads have been fired? None of them have even started working yet. This post is a little premature. Try asking again in early 2010.

T20, the "T14" cut off comes from autoadmit.

Not the best start...

Sorry about your tiny pick deferral stipend, bro.

If professional graduate programs were actually controlled by “business models” then you wouldn’t have professional programs in education, public health, public policy, journalism, social welfare, city planning, etc. Most professional degrees cost way more than the value of the salary boost they provide. The down economy will probably have a de minimis effect on how law schools are run.

Kash, you can be my client anytime.

Look for work now! Deferred offers will turn into rescinded offers soon enough.

Obviously this meeting was only for white men. All minorities and women should be excused.

It sounds like these kids are protesting the TTT-ness of their school.

18%? What the fuck! If they waitress wants over 15%, I better be getting a blowjob with my meal.

Subtle UVA trolling.

Who wants to bet that KSM will win a motion for change of venue? There's no way this trial will stay in NYC.
Also, we need to move the trial to somewhere in Real America. All those liberal fuckers in NYC will acquit KSM.

I would be so fired right now...

Doesn't Texas have common law marriage? Does that moot the whole issue? As long as people held themselves out as married, they might have a common law marriage, right?

No way we're inviting deferred associaTTTes. We're going to rescind their offers soon enough.

I plan to steal Kash's heart by trick.

When's Elie going back to Africa?

Sorry about your tiny pink fail, bro.