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Posted by PeTTTer in "Lawyer of the Day: Harvard Law Student Threatens Police with 'Prestige'" Thursday, January 29, 2009 1:45 PM

G-U-N-N-E-R!

Posted by PeTTTer in "Lawyer of the Day: Harvard Law Student Threatens Police with 'Prestige'" Thursday, January 29, 2009 1:46 PM

G-U-N-N-E-R!

Posted by PeTTTer in "Thoughts On the Global Economic Meltdown From Columbia University" Thursday, January 29, 2009 2:02 PM

Where is the bail out for my student loans?

Posted by PeTTTer in "Thoughts On the Global Economic Meltdown From Columbia University" Thursday, January 29, 2009 2:02 PM

Where is the bail out for my student loans?

Posted by PeTTTer in "Thoughts On the Global Economic Meltdown From Columbia University" Thursday, January 29, 2009 2:51 PM

Where is the bail out for my student loans?

Posted by PeTTTer in "Morrison & Foerster Layoff Follow Up" Thursday, January 29, 2009 3:06 PM

If I don't get a job when I graduate, I will be forced to move to Nevada to sell my virginity...

Posted by PeTTTer in "Harvard Law School Splits The Baby" Wednesday, February 4, 2009 1:13 PM

Move the on-campus recruiting schedule to the fall of the 2L year and elminate the 3rd year of law school.

Posted by PeTTTer in "Harvard Law School Splits The Baby" Wednesday, February 4, 2009 1:31 PM

When you split a baby, everyone loses (especially the baby).

Posted by PeTTTer in "Harvard Law School Splits The Baby" Wednesday, February 4, 2009 1:34 PM

Anyone have any good split baby jokes?

Posted by PeTTTer in "Cooley Law School Develops More Useless Than Normal Law School Rankings" Thursday, February 5, 2009 11:44 AM

Thomas M. Cooley = TTT

Posted by PeTTTer in "Can't find work? Try ~~working for free~~ volunteering." Thursday, February 5, 2009 4:25 PM

Start volunteering at the homes of hiring partners.

Posted by PeTTTer in "Can't find work? Try ~~working for free~~ volunteering." Thursday, February 5, 2009 4:31 PM

Dollar menu, here I come...

"I'm lovin' it!"

Posted by PeTTTer in "Non-Sequiturs: 03.02.09" Tuesday, March 3, 2009 10:15 AM

What are everyone's thoughts on pairing the J.D. with an M.B.A.?

Posted by PeTTTer in "Lawsuit of the Day: I thought that 'Chompers' Guy was joking. " Tuesday, March 17, 2009 4:27 PM

It sounds like the perfect case for the caveman lawyer...

Posted by PeTTTer in "Pls Hndle Thx: The Future is Unwritten" Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:19 AM

Let's hope this thing turns around fast. There is a silver lining to the bailout: increased inflation will make my fixed-rate student loans worth less...

Posted by PeTTTer in "Senator Gillibrand Worked on the Big Tobacco Cases While At DPW" Friday, March 27, 2009 12:28 PM

64 - Fail

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