For all of you who went to these TTT schools, I hear Initech's legal department is hiring.

PE is going to show Tarbosh his "Oh" face.

When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Eh, checking out your cell phone on a piss break during an exam isn't really cheating. It's just like taking pennies from the tray. You know, the pennies for everybody.

Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career.

I never had an answer. I guess that's why I work in BigLaw.

11: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Everything in Elie's post is true. They're bringing in a consultant - that's how I know. That's what the staff meeting the other day was all about. You have an interview with a consultant and they bring in efficiency experts. I had to interview for my own job.

I remember when Initech brought in "consultants."

First?