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Posted by Professor Jones in "Non-Sequiturs: 11.03.09" Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:25 PM

David Lat iz. a rasist,

And attirmafive acfion is rasist.

I am NOT a pimpp? rasists.

Posted by Professor Jones in "Breaking: Jones v. Minkin Dismissed!!!
(Plaintiff voluntarily dismisses lawsuit against ATL.)" Wednesday, November 4, 2009 2:53 PM

Lett mee eksplane myselt.

I dissmissedd thiss lawsuif becuz I did nit want two ass oshiate myselt wifh fhis rifrat.

And I'm skaird fhat the kort will misunnderstand whut I ment by frying all my friable klames.

Posted by Professor Jones in "Breaking: Jones v. Minkin Dismissed!!!
(Plaintiff voluntarily dismisses lawsuit against ATL.)" Wednesday, November 4, 2009 3:09 PM

33...

Why doo yoo fheenk I'm nof a publik purson?

I'm az publik az Protessor Gafes now. Don't not fry fo fell mee I'm nof a publik purson.

Posted by Professor Jones in "Year-End Bonus Open Thread: Cravath Leads But Will Anybody Follow?" Wednesday, November 4, 2009 3:37 PM

PE haz painted mee in a falce lite!

Posted by Professor Jones in "Bar Exam Results Open Thread: New York Today, Texas Tomorrow" Thursday, November 5, 2009 1:32 PM

Thows uv yoo hoo faled the bar examunashun wil never bee susexful like mee.

Posted by Professor Jones in "ATL Caption Contest: The Pile Up" Monday, November 9, 2009 12:48 PM

May I present:

The Affordable Health Care for America Act.

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