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  • Following a stinit on the "A" Team, Mr. T entered academia, becoming a professor at South Central L.A. School of Law. He has risen through the ranks of SCLA to become one of the most respected and feared professors on campus.

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Posted by Professor T in "What Women Want ... At Least In New Jersey" Thursday, May 14, 2009 7:24 PM

i knows what womens want, a whole lotta T, followed by some spooning and afta-lovin jibba jabba.

Posted by Professor T in "Open Thread: 2010 U.S. News Law School Rankings (Fourth Tier)" Friday, May 15, 2009 9:26 PM

i got my edumacation at a fourth rate schoo, i done just fine for myself. as a matta of fact, I thinks dat dos peeps talkin down on dis tier should shut da mouths, drink dere milk, and quit da jibba jabba.

Posted by Professor T in "Open Thread: California February Bar Exam Results Are Out" Friday, May 15, 2009 10:16 PM

I ate schtick guy

Posted by Professor T in "First Year Associates Prepare for War With Summers" Friday, May 15, 2009 10:33 PM

Scared 3L is a pansy, i'd bust his skull but he's just plain pathetic. Seriously foo, grow a set and stop da jibba jabba. And by da way, that picture you have up dere is laughable.

Posted by Professor T in "Open Thread: 2010 U.S. News Law School Rankings (Fourth Tier)" Friday, May 15, 2009 11:57 PM

Fiddy,
what da hell are you jibba jabbing about? beat it foo

Posted by Professor T in "What's Going On with Marc Dreier?" Saturday, May 16, 2009 10:58 PM

I'm gonna have to bust #7's skull. Waaaay too much jibba jabba ya damn foo. Get a life.

Posted by Professor T in "This Week in Layoffs: 05.15.09" Saturday, May 16, 2009 11:07 PM

I agree with #87

Posted by Professor T in "Quinn Emanuel Associate Has Reservations About 'Redskin' Victory" Tuesday, May 19, 2009 2:50 PM

if diss was my firm, i would be busting this jibba jabbaing foos skull. i hope he enjoys welfare, cause he be on da breadline by diss afternoon.

Posted by Professor T in "Open Thread: How to Handle An 'Ornery' Partner? " Tuesday, May 19, 2009 3:01 PM

i deal with ornery partners by busting the foos skull and banging his wife. T-out

Posted by Professor T in "Quinn Emanuel Associate Has Reservations About 'Redskin' Victory" Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:07 AM

diss crazy mofo gots balls da size of grapefruits

Posted by Professor T in "Is the Hofstra Law Dean on the SCOTUS Short List?" Wednesday, May 20, 2009 1:48 AM

daaammm she's on my shortie list

Posted by Professor T in "Musical Chairs: Paul Maher Officially Leaves Mayer Brown " Wednesday, May 20, 2009 1:52 AM

Professor T officially doesn't give a shit about Paul Maher, he's a dam jibba jabbering foo anyway.

Posted by Professor T in "Non-Sequiturs: 05.19.09" Wednesday, May 20, 2009 1:55 AM

i chilled wit Trump's sista once on da 3rd circuit, shortie knows how to get down. lets just say dat she got T-boned.

Posted by Professor T in "Skadden Summers: Welcome to the New Market
Class of 2010 start dates pushed to 2011."
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:00 AM

to da summa associate class of 2009,

You are fucked,

sincerely,

T-dog

Posted by Professor T in "The Moment of Truth for Same-Sex Marriage in California" Tuesday, May 26, 2009 6:28 PM

what has da world come to, women be doing women. dees foos would be straight as an arrow if dey spent one night with the T. No lady can resist a good ole fashioned T-boning, even da lesbians.

Posted by Professor T in "The Sotomayor Nomination: A Bit of Backstory" Tuesday, May 26, 2009 7:00 PM

dam Obama promised me diss seat. I was gonna
wreck shop up in der. I already had my rope picked out, it had lots of bling like Rehnquist's. Obama forgot who got him thur, bros befo hoes brotha, bros befo hoes.

Posted by Professor T in "Salary Cut Watch: Drinker Biddle Cuts Salaries AND Rates" Monday, June 15, 2009 3:51 PM

what da hell is a drinker biddle, dats da dumbest name for a law firm i eva heard. Dese first years have been T-boned.

Posted by Professor T in "Associate Bonus Watch: Willkie Matches Cravath and Full-Cravath" Friday, November 20, 2009 12:09 PM

whiny foos complain' bout yo bonuses, praise da lord ya even got a job!

A-Team Secure

Posted by Professor T in "Seyfarth Shaw: Salary Cuts and Deferral Extensions, Oh My" Friday, November 20, 2009 3:18 PM

$2,000 a month was my salary for driving a conversion van for a paramilitary group in the 1980s. I used to live large on that, you'll be fine!

Mohawk Secure