Maybe you women partners would REMAIN as rainmakers if YOU CHECKED YOU EMAILS

And to think Marvel rejected my comic book proposal, the Wonder Quinns, each endowed with the uncanny ability to CHECK THEY EMAILS

QUINN TREMAYNES

glock glock

30 - what? Elie's dad's a jailbird?

Fatty's name is noticeably absent from this byline, though in his defense QUINN REFRAINS from marathons as well

42, any litigator worth his salt knows you have to CHECK YOU EMAILS, even if you have to mash your Blackberry with the bloodied stub that used to be the tip of your finger

if the Redskins had CHECKED THEY SMOKE SIGNALS, they would have had a better result

QUINN REMAINS lockstep

Somebody break the hands of this insufferable woman. Your column is an entertainment holocaust.

"one nice thing about recessions is that jerks with attitude problems like you get to be unemployed."

You might find yourself added to that list. Tell me, does having a CU JD somehow make working as a customer service representative or shop girl less embarassing or more?

I'm going to sit this one out.

RIP

23, you are, which makes you cancer

51 - being trolled is not a art

I also heard that he CHECK HE EMAILS in open court too

If Prof Jones had CHECK HE EMAILS and had Quinn on his side, his lawsuit would have REMAINED friable

OCEANS RISE

CITIES FALL

QUINN REMAINS (a free man!)

"But south beach is pretty awesome. "

who the fuck do you think are, john quinn? you haven't earned what he's earned tubs

Also, if you enjoy South Beah so much, there's a diet I'd like to try...

QUINN'S STILL GOT IT

missed a "c" there. Guess I should CHECK ME SPELLING