You want musings? O'Melveny better bring the ax down and hard if its partners want to keep leading the same luxurious lifestyle I do. Speaking of which, my $5000/hour escort is here. Gotta go.

Muse on that.

Back. Holy moly, that was good sex!

So what did you losers accomplish in the meantime besides more whining about the layoffs?

No wonder all you dimwits are getting laid off and not getting offers. That was about as entertaining as my left foot.

Layoffs, layoffs and more layoffs! This is going to be a great day.

Partners, keep milking the associate cow!

Only cutting staffers in the U.S.? That's not how you're going to stay rich and fat like me. This firm is dead.

Hey 82, you want to tax the partners more? No problem. Associates, say goodbye to your bonus.

This is awesome: I get both an associate and call girl for the price of one.

You can bet I'll be milking that associate cow for everything she's worth!

24 - I like the way you think. Clearly partnership material. However, I was thinking the office could use some (heavily burnt) eye candy. That and with all the layoffs our rich fat partnership has conducted lately, we have plenty of space for this aspiring M&A attorney.

Did I mention I'm rich?

Partners spared? Partners don't get spared you nimrod. We spare you!

Women partners? They actually have those nowadays? Well I'll be damned.

Are they nuts? I hope this firm burns in hell.

I get money

Sweet! Now I'll be able to afford TWO high end hookers at a time!

Keep milking the associate cow.

Rich, fat and lovin' it! Booya!

It's a good day to be a rich fat partner, I tell ya.